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Old 08-03-2018, 02:09 PM   #54471 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-03-2018, 02:12 PM   #54472 (permalink)
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my unhealthy breakfast this morning reacted badly as if my stomach said ALRIGHT THIS IS QUITE ENOUGH and I had a tear streaming down my face during the drive home

but now I'm hungry again
This is why I buy comics. That degrading trip to the toilet with hopefully empty farts expelling from your hopeless anus is made quite a bit better with an X-Men TPB in hand.
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Old 08-03-2018, 02:19 PM   #54473 (permalink)
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Peter Brötzmann + Keiji Haino tonight. I'm excited as ****, gonna try to sign Keiji to Deafbox.
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Old 08-03-2018, 02:22 PM   #54474 (permalink)
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Yeah Florida has two kinds of legal

legal and legal af

shooting a white person in self-defense is legal but if it’s a black person it’s legal af

gators are probably somewhere in the middle
Alligators are allowed to shoot people?
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Old 08-03-2018, 02:32 PM   #54475 (permalink)
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Old 08-03-2018, 03:25 PM   #54476 (permalink)
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went back to the store to get more food, realized i didnt have enough
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went back to the store to get more food, realized i didnt have enough
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Old 08-03-2018, 03:31 PM   #54478 (permalink)
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You all sorted now then mate?
Does it matter if he doesn't have any food? That's just normal for him.
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Does it matter if he doesn't have any food? That's just normal for him.
Mindfulness eats he just likes intermittent fasting. Lots of fitness guys are into it.
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Old 08-03-2018, 03:40 PM   #54480 (permalink)
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Mindfulness eats he just likes intermittent fasting. Lots of fitness guys are into it.
Lots of hungry fitness guys.
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