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Old 08-03-2018, 12:56 PM   #54451 (permalink)
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Ah yes, the night of your conception. I remember it well. The police ****ed her, too, btw
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Old 08-03-2018, 12:58 PM   #54452 (permalink)
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How often do you go swimming?
maybe once a year, if that at hotels i the recents

that would be nice though swimming a lot. they used to have a high dive at a pool id go to at when i was a kid. the city has public pools n **** and id go to them. the count pool was yuge though and had the high dive.


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Old 08-03-2018, 01:00 PM   #54453 (permalink)
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Old 08-03-2018, 01:01 PM   #54454 (permalink)
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Did I ever tell you that you could talk about my toothless whore mother?
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Old 08-03-2018, 01:21 PM   #54456 (permalink)
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maybe once a year, if that at hotels i the recents

that would be nice though swimming a lot. they used to have a high dive at a pool id go to at when i was a kid. the city has public pools n **** and id go to them. the count pool was yuge though and had the high dive.


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About once a week. A couple people I’m close with have pools and I’m close to the sea. There’s a river near here where people swim but I’ve seen gators in that river and I don’t **** with that. There hasn’t been a gator attack on a person here for like 20 years so I guess it’s just psychological. I’m ****ing scared of those things. There’s shark attacks every couple years but I still swim in the sea. Don’t make no sense I know. Gators are just too ****ed up.
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About once a week. A couple people I’m close with have pools and I’m close to the sea. There’s a river near here where people swim but I’ve seen gators in that river and I don’t **** with that. There hasn’t been a gator attack on a person here for like 20 years so I guess it’s just psychological. I’m ****ing scared of those things. There’s shark attacks every couple years but I still swim in the sea. Don’t make no sense I know. Gators are just too ****ed up.
Are you allowed to kill alligators in Florida?
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Old 08-03-2018, 01:26 PM   #54459 (permalink)
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About once a week. A couple people I’m close with have pools and I’m close to the sea. There’s a river near here where people swim but I’ve seen gators in that river and I don’t **** with that. There hasn’t been a gator attack on a person here for like 20 years so I guess it’s just psychological. I’m ****ing scared of those things. There’s shark attacks every couple years but I still swim in the sea. Don’t make no sense I know. Gators are just too ****ed up.
yeah swimming in anything that ever had a gator in it


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Old 08-03-2018, 01:36 PM   #54460 (permalink)
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