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Trollheart 08-03-2018 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1983559)
So your old man balls don't make women gag when they try to stuff your 4" into their toothless maws?

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1983581)
Ask your mother.

I believe he already referenced her.

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1983589)
Ah yes, the night of your conception. I remember it well. The police ****ed her, too, btw

Well, in fairness, the police **** everyone.

Mindy 08-03-2018 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1983583)
How often do you go swimming?

maybe once a year, if that at hotels i the recents https://boxden.com/smilies/ra2NRDo.png

that would be nice though swimming a lot. they used to have a high dive at a pool id go to at when i was a kid. the city has public pools n **** and id go to them. the count pool was yuge though and had the high dive.


what about you?

SmokeAndMirrors 08-03-2018 12:00 PM

I gave the world the finger and escaped to the library.

The Batlord 08-03-2018 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1983590)
I believe he already referenced her.

Did I ever tell you that you could talk about my toothless whore mother?

Trollheart 08-03-2018 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1983596)
Did I ever tell you that you could talk about my toothless whore mother?

I'll have to find the post, but I believe you did, yes.

OccultHawk 08-03-2018 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness (Post 1983592)
maybe once a year, if that at hotels i the recents https://boxden.com/smilies/ra2NRDo.png

that would be nice though swimming a lot. they used to have a high dive at a pool id go to at when i was a kid. the city has public pools n **** and id go to them. the count pool was yuge though and had the high dive.


what about you?

About once a week. A couple people I’m close with have pools and I’m close to the sea. There’s a river near here where people swim but I’ve seen gators in that river and I don’t **** with that. There hasn’t been a gator attack on a person here for like 20 years so I guess it’s just psychological. I’m ****ing scared of those things. There’s shark attacks every couple years but I still swim in the sea. Don’t make no sense I know. Gators are just too ****ed up.

OccultHawk 08-03-2018 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1983596)
Did I ever tell you that you could talk about my toothless whore mother?

I sure do appreciate a toothless blow.

Cuthbert 08-03-2018 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1983609)
About once a week. A couple people I’m close with have pools and I’m close to the sea. There’s a river near here where people swim but I’ve seen gators in that river and I don’t **** with that. There hasn’t been a gator attack on a person here for like 20 years so I guess it’s just psychological. I’m ****ing scared of those things. There’s shark attacks every couple years but I still swim in the sea. Don’t make no sense I know. Gators are just too ****ed up.

Are you allowed to kill alligators in Florida?

Mindy 08-03-2018 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1983609)
About once a week. A couple people I’m close with have pools and I’m close to the sea. There’s a river near here where people swim but I’ve seen gators in that river and I don’t **** with that. There hasn’t been a gator attack on a person here for like 20 years so I guess it’s just psychological. I’m ****ing scared of those things. There’s shark attacks every couple years but I still swim in the sea. Don’t make no sense I know. Gators are just too ****ed up.

yeah swimming in anything that ever had a gator in it https://img15.imageshack.us/img15/22...kthatsenuf.png


no thanks :o:

The Batlord 08-03-2018 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1983613)
I'd go swimming but too many other people in the community pool ****ing gross ugly ****ers

maybe I'll try some 5am laps

Man of the people.


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