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08-03-2018, 11:09 AM | #54441 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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*nauseous
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08-03-2018, 11:26 AM | #54443 (permalink) | |
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No, he smells.
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08-03-2018, 12:05 PM | #54444 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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He’s also wrong. And can’t get none.
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08-03-2018, 12:08 PM | #54445 (permalink) | |
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So your old man balls don't make women gag when they try to stuff your 4" into their toothless maws?
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08-03-2018, 12:45 PM | #54446 (permalink) |
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Ask your mother.
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08-03-2018, 12:45 PM | #54447 (permalink) |
ask me about cosmology
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stopped at the sandwich store and got the "mindful" minus the pepper jack cheese(out), and no carrots (store doesnt havent it) i get one about every 3 weeks of month or so now.
bought two granola bars and two candy bars (cookie layer crunch)...i eat like 10 mini carrrots before each granola bar or candy bar.. back is a bit better, able to walk and stand with pain.
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08-03-2018, 12:47 PM | #54448 (permalink) | |
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08-03-2018, 12:49 PM | #54449 (permalink) | |
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She said she threw up on your balls, you told her to clean them, so she gave you cab fair and called the police.
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08-03-2018, 12:56 PM | #54450 (permalink) |
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Ah yes, the night of your conception. I remember it well. The police ****ed her, too, btw
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