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Old 07-27-2018, 11:08 AM   #54241 (permalink)
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Dafuq kinda question is that? LOL
What if it wasn't an accident?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-27-2018, 11:10 AM   #54242 (permalink)
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What if it wasn't an accident?
Obviously the sensible way to deal with the dangers of the Jewish Financial Conspiracy being sabotaged by [dollars].
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Old 07-27-2018, 11:26 AM   #54243 (permalink)
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Had a scare yesterday. Woke up and felt weird. It was hard to breath and I had numbness in my left arm and was light-headed. Called 911 [emergency]. EMT's administered aspirin and nitro-glycerin. My blood pressure was 188/136 and pulse 160+, so they bussed me to the hospital, with my 8-year old son in tow [he took it like a champ]. Did a a bunch of tests. It wasn't a heart attack or stroke [blood clot]. They don't know what caused it. I have to follow up with a stress test.
Wow. Scary **** man. Hope everything's all right now.
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Old 07-27-2018, 11:26 AM   #54244 (permalink)
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I just tried to buy something online but when it came time to enter payment information I realized my wallet was in my pants on the floor out of arms reach and now I'm wondering if I should spend the money.
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Old 07-27-2018, 04:35 PM   #54245 (permalink)
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I got the creeps last night from being a little too stoned. I took an edible. Waited three hours had a comfortable buzz. Decided to redose conservatively and an hour later I walked into my kitchen and was like holy **** I’m super high. I chilled on some Funkadelic but stupid outrageous creepy thoughts kept invading my brain.
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Old 07-27-2018, 04:38 PM   #54246 (permalink)
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I got the creeps last night from being a little too stoned. I took an edible. Waited three hours had a comfortable buzz. Decided to redose conservatively and an hour later I walked into my kitchen and was like holy **** I’m super high. I chilled on some Funkadelic but stupid outrageous creepy thoughts kept invading my brain.
Were they at least interesting or did they ruin your high?
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Old 07-27-2018, 04:45 PM   #54247 (permalink)
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So we're chilling in the park playing guitar and singing russian songs. Suddenly some dumb blond bitch appears and asks us whether we can play Wonderwall. So now we're sitting with those annoying bitches and my friends play guitars while they sing ****tily. Right now it's "Country Roads". I could throw up.
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Old 07-27-2018, 04:51 PM   #54248 (permalink)
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So we're chilling in the park playing guitar and singing russian songs. Suddenly some dumb blond bitch appears and asks us whether we can play Wonderwall. So now we're sitting with those annoying bitches and my friends play guitars while they sing ****tily. Right now it's "Country Roads". I could throw up.
I mean if they're hot and you think you could get in their guts then count your blessings I guess.
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Old 07-27-2018, 04:53 PM   #54249 (permalink)
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Old 07-27-2018, 05:42 PM   #54250 (permalink)
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Were they at least interesting or did they ruin your high?
Very generic uninteresting paranoia

Didn’t totally ruin my high just a little reminder that weed can boss me around

It was enough to where I’m not getting high today
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