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Old 07-25-2018, 02:20 PM   #54091 (permalink)
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Ooooops.

Happy birthday to The Bat. ****ing hell. I'm more than a quarter century older than you. Jesus H. Christ that's depressing.

Anyway,

Six pack's on me.
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Old 07-25-2018, 02:21 PM   #54092 (permalink)
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Ooooops.

Happy birthday to The Bat. ****ing hell. I'm more than a quarter century older than you. Jesus H. Christ that's depressing.

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Six pack's on me.
Don't be boasting about your physique please.
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Old 07-25-2018, 02:32 PM   #54093 (permalink)
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Don't be boasting about your physique please.
Dude, my appetite these past 6 months has been so bad. I'm 5'9" and lucky if I weigh 140 lbs (8.2 stones) when soaking wet. A six pack on my stomach right now would make me pass out cause it would require too much blood.
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Old 07-25-2018, 02:35 PM   #54094 (permalink)
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Court dates coming up in September, I might go to jail for 6 months at the most. At the least, a week. Hopefully nothing at all, they might go easy on me. Give me a $2000 fine, some probation and community service. If they suspend my license, that will destroy me most.

Whatever happens, happens. I respect any decision.
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Old 07-25-2018, 02:41 PM   #54095 (permalink)
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Count on your license getting suspended tbh. I'd comment on the jail time but idk how they are about that in Texas. I would be surprised if someone went to jail in California for their first DUI without hitting anyone or crashing/driving with minors/etc. unless they chose it over probation.
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Old 07-25-2018, 02:42 PM   #54096 (permalink)
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Court dates coming up in September, I might go to jail for 6 months at the most. At the least, a week. Hopefully nothing at all, they might go easy on me. Give me a $2000 fine, some probation and community service. If they suspend my license, that will destroy me most.

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You be doin it respect or not

Doing time is super unlikely, isn’t it?

Good luck bro
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Court dates coming up in September, I might go to jail for 6 months at the most. At the least, a week. Hopefully nothing at all, they might go easy on me. Give me a $2000 fine, some probation and community service. If they suspend my license, that will destroy me most.

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I dare you to wear your MAGA hat in jail.
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Court dates coming up in September, I might go to jail for 6 months at the most. At the least, a week. Hopefully nothing at all, they might go easy on me. Give me a $2000 fine, some probation and community service. If they suspend my license, that will destroy me most.

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Old 07-25-2018, 02:48 PM   #54099 (permalink)
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Hoping for the best possible outcome JTF.
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