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Plankton · 07-25-2018, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

You could have at least popped a boner.

I did.

The Batlord · 07-25-2018, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

I did.

Like a balloon?

Plankton · 07-25-2018, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Like a balloon?

A balloon shaped like an acorn with a turtle neck.

Chula Vista · 07-25-2018, 01:16 PM

Had Max again last night. About 2:00AM I get woken to him barking like crazy - first time I've ever heard him bark. He's sitting right next to me on the bed and looking terrified.

Went across the street and woke up his dad. He grabbed a pill bottle and came over. I waited outside while he was inside with Max. Gave him a pill and within 5 minutes he was back to normal.

I guess every now and then, for no apparent reason, he gets panic attacks. He was fine the rest of the night and this morning.

He's got this really funny habit. I put a blanket down on the floor for him to hang on and he's not happy until he pulls and tugs the thing into a crumpled mess. He's a total spaz about it.

**Janszoon** · 07-25-2018, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Had Max again last night. About 2:00AM I get woken to him barking like crazy - first time I've ever heard him bark. He's sitting right next to me on the bed and looking terrified.

Went across the street and woke up his dad. He grabbed a pill bottle and came over. I waited outside while he was inside with Max. Gave him a pill and within 5 minutes he was back to normal.

I guess every now and then, for no apparent reason, he gets panic attacks. He was fine the rest of the night and this morning.

He's got this really funny habit. I put a blanket down on the floor for him to hang on and he's not happy until he pulls and tugs the thing into a crumpled mess. He's a total spaz about it.

I take it Max is your neighbor’s son.

OccultHawk · 07-25-2018, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

I take it Max is your neighbor’s son.

Or a dog with a human father? Or the Dogfather (Snoop)

A canine pharmacist

Chula Vista · 07-25-2018, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

A canine pharmacist

Bonus - he's got human drugs too!

OccultHawk · 07-25-2018, 01:57 PM

Chula Vista · 07-25-2018, 02:03 PM

^

lol!

Trollheart · 07-25-2018, 02:15 PM

Happy Birthday Batty!

07-25-2018, 01:16 PM	#54084 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Had Max again last night. About 2:00AM I get woken to him barking like crazy - first time I've ever heard him bark. He's sitting right next to me on the bed and looking terrified. Went across the street and woke up his dad. He grabbed a pill bottle and came over. I waited outside while he was inside with Max. Gave him a pill and within 5 minutes he was back to normal. I guess every now and then, for no apparent reason, he gets panic attacks. He was fine the rest of the night and this morning. He's got this really funny habit. I put a blanket down on the floor for him to hang on and he's not happy until he pulls and tugs the thing into a crumpled mess. He's a total spaz about it. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

07-25-2018, 01:57 PM	#54088 (permalink)
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07-25-2018, 02:03 PM	#54089 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	^ lol! __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

07-25-2018, 02:15 PM	#54090 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,994	Happy Birthday Batty! __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018