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Old 07-22-2018, 04:10 PM   #53941 (permalink)
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Old 07-22-2018, 04:10 PM   #53942 (permalink)
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i check out worldstarhiphop.com out every once in a while. they have crazy weird videos on there. i watch a lot of youtube videos for news and what nots. then just post on here songs i like
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Old 07-22-2018, 04:12 PM   #53943 (permalink)
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Old 07-22-2018, 04:23 PM   #53944 (permalink)
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Yeah I feel for my ex, but alot of his problems were brought on by himself. Myself and others have bent backwards to try to help but the heroin was more important to him. He doesn't have a lot of people in the city to fall back on when **** will no doubt hit the fan again. Just move away to your family buddy.
My ex actually ended up turning to heroin during our relationship and I didn't know about it until after she was homeless which...y'know it's her choice. She has no aspirations or anything so i'm not surprised.
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Old 07-22-2018, 06:04 PM   #53945 (permalink)
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That's stupid, people aren't property.

Girls have it the worst though. Like, they marry some insecure dude and he doesn't let them hang out with her guy friends anymore because they automatically assume she's ****ing them. Why ever get into a relationship when you have to sacrifice your freedoms to appeal to somebody else's insecurities? Its dumb. I don't ever want to be in a relationship where we feel like prisoners to each other.
****ing joke obviously. Jesus: don't you have a sense of humour at all?
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Found out last night another person I know died from a heroin OD. He was a friend of my brother I used to buy weed from and party with (only 27).
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I got me a new laptop after years of using my phone for everything.
Whatcha get? I'm about to get a new one too after about twenty years of not having one, thanks to my generous sis.
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Old 07-22-2018, 06:39 PM   #53946 (permalink)
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sat on the toilet so long on my phone that the poo crusted on my bunghole
Dialed #2, I see.
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Old 07-23-2018, 07:03 AM   #53947 (permalink)
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Old 07-23-2018, 07:33 AM   #53948 (permalink)
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YAH! I have a new girlfriend! She's currently playing random tunes from my Zeppelin library. She's not only very attentive but also super obedient. Just my kind of girl! Now I just have to teach her how to cook.
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he's talking about Siri no?
Looks like Chula got a mail-order bride from Southeast Asia.

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Whatcha get? I'm about to get a new one too after about twenty years of not having one, thanks to my generous sis.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pornography
I would have loved a MacBook but theyre just so ridiculously pricey that I settled for Windows 10 and a Samsung notebook. All together including Microsoft office I paid about $850 and some change.
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Old 07-23-2018, 11:18 AM   #53950 (permalink)
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I would have loved a MacBook but theyre just so ridiculously pricey that I settled for Windows 10 and a Samsung notebook. All together including Microsoft office I paid about $850 and some change.
That's not too bad. I'm probably going to end up around that price too. I need all the important stuff, including SSD drive PLUS HDD and a touchscreen, lots of RAM so you gets what you pays for. You had a Samsung before? I'm currently trying to choose between HP, Dell and Lenovo. It's a bit late of course, but I wouldn't have bothered with MS Office (hope you didn't pay extra for that) - I use Open Office all the time. It's free, and exactly like MS Office.
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