I was really drunk.

I'd respect you more if you said you ate JTF's worm.

Well, not exactly JTF's and not exactly ate and not exactly worm, but you might be onto something.

woke up to my dad texting me about trump lol im such a bitch because i dont want to play basketball with the sun in my eyes and the hoop at my main park in the morning has the sun facing you. so i get in the car and drive to another park and im hooping for 30 mins and people come to play disc golf. one lady comes right on the court with her son? wtf! i was in hoopin mode..so i go back to the first park, the sun in in the sky a bit higher now. i hoop for another 30 mins there. i tried making a 3 pointer for the snap, therell be other times. :basketbal

did you try putting the orange sphere into the round bucket hole?

yup
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I was waiting for that guy to miss so he'd look like a smarmy ******* for not passing.

Stephen Curry doesn't miss that much. 3 x NBA champion and 2 x MVP.

Many analysts consider him the greatest pure shooter in NBA history.

On more than one occasion in the middle of a game he has thrown a tantrum and also his mouthguard, hitting a fan or a ref

Which is kind of hilariously pathetic