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lol!

Happy Birthday Batty! :beer: :beer: :beer:

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Ooooops.

Happy birthday to The Bat. ****ing hell. I'm more than a quarter century older than you. Jesus H. Christ that's depressing.

Anyway, :beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:

Six pack's on me.

Don't be boasting about your physique please.

Dude, my appetite these past 6 months has been so bad. I'm 5'9" and lucky if I weigh 140 lbs (8.2 stones) when soaking wet. A six pack on my stomach right now would make me pass out cause it would require too much blood.

Court dates coming up in September, I might go to jail for 6 months at the most. At the least, a week. Hopefully nothing at all, they might go easy on me. Give me a $2000 fine, some probation and community service. If they suspend my license, that will destroy me most.

Whatever happens, happens. I respect any decision.

Count on your license getting suspended tbh. I'd comment on the jail time but idk how they are about that in Texas. I would be surprised if someone went to jail in California for their first DUI without hitting anyone or crashing/driving with minors/etc. unless they chose it over probation.

You be doin it respect or not

Doing time is super unlikely, isn’t it?

Good luck bro

I dare you to wear your MAGA hat in jail.