Your Day

The Batlord · 07-15-2018, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

Wow that's a really fun idea actually, I'm all for it

Week 1: Frown v. Chula

Aux-In · 07-15-2018, 08:45 PM

Woke up early in the morning to rain coming down on this mid-July summer's day. "Right on. Right on." Opened some windows and let the cool breeze flow. I've been really busy for a while now, so today was official Aux-In Relaxation Day, and it wasn't long before I started counting sheep on my couch, which is not my normal routine. Got *woke* hours later and it was hot as balls because it wasn't raining anymore. Typical bipolar weather here. Alright, whatever.
Got a phone call from a long-time friend of mine who's having a fallout with his mother. His dad died a few years ago, and they have some other siblings, but of them all he and his wife are in a better situation to take care of her. Even though his mom's always been kind of a bitch, the falling out now part sucks to hear. Other than her kids, she's all alone as far as I know. I just hope it doesn't get worse.
Just finished off 60% of pizza #1. I was going to get one anyway, but they threw a 50% off coupon in my face when I logged in online, for no particular reason. Like I'm going to be able to resist that for just a few bucks more than a single pizza would've cost me.

OccultHawk · 07-16-2018, 12:27 AM

The new restaurant I’m working in has investors. They can eat and go to the bar for free. I don’t mind pink on men at all but they’re always wearing really expensive business casual that has pink worked in. After they get drunk enough they wander back into to the kitchen.

Today one makes his way up to me. Doesn’t introduce himself or ask my name.

“What are you doing?”
“Cutting Mahi into strips?”
“How many Mahi are you making?”

My thoughts are like, “None. Mahi are fish. They’re caught in the ocean.”

“I’m not sure. A few hundred strips.”
“That’s a lot of Mahi! Can I help?”
“Sure. I’ll keep five filets on the cutting board. Every time I cut one into strips put a new one cutting the board”
He drops two on the floor and just leaves them there. Then puts his hands inches from long knife.
“Watch you hands.”
“Can I cut some”
“Sure!”
Takes two and doesn’t cut them but somehow manage to shred then with the knife. Destroys two more.
“I better go check on the wife.”
“Thanks a lot for your help!”

DwnWthVwls · 07-16-2018, 01:46 AM

At least he didnt pick the floor fish up and start fileting them

~~[MERIT]~~ · 07-16-2018, 03:41 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

The new restaurant I’m working in has investors. They can eat and go to the bar for free. I don’t mind pink on men at all but they’re always wearing really expensive business casual that has pink worked in. After they get drunk enough they wander back into to the kitchen.

Today one makes his way up to me. Doesn’t introduce himself or ask my name.

“What are you doing?”
“Cutting Mahi into strips?”
“How many Mahi are you making?”

My thoughts are like, “None. Mahi are fish. They’re caught in the ocean.”

“I’m not sure. A few hundred strips.”
“That’s a lot of Mahi! Can I help?”
“Sure. I’ll keep five filets on the cutting board. Every time I cut one into strips put a new one cutting the board”
He drops two on the floor and just leaves them there. Then puts his hands inches from long knife.
“Watch you hands.”
“Can I cut some”
“Sure!”
Takes two and doesn’t cut them but somehow manage to shred then with the knife. Destroys two more.
“I better go check on the wife.”
“Thanks a lot for your help!”

~~[MERIT]~~ · 07-16-2018, 03:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Aux-In

Got a phone call from a long-time friend of mine who's having a fallout with his mother. His dad died a few years ago, and they have some other siblings, but of them all he and his wife are in a better situation to take care of her. Even though his mom's always been kind of a bitch, the falling out now part sucks to hear. Other than her kids, she's all alone as far as I know. I just hope it doesn't get worse.
Just finished off 60% of pizza #1. I was going to get one anyway, but they threw a 50% off coupon in my face when I logged in online, for no particular reason. Like I'm going to be able to resist that for just a few bucks more than a single pizza would've cost me.

Where was the pizza from and what kind did you order? How long have you known your friend?

Aux-In · 07-16-2018, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by [MERIT]

Where was the pizza from and what kind did you order? How long have you known your friend?

- Domino's, pepperoni.
- Since fifth grade.

Key · 07-16-2018, 10:53 AM

Woke up super depressed today. Almost called into work but decided not to. Barely wanted to get out of bed.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 07-16-2018, 10:55 AM

make today your bitch Ki.

The Batlord · 07-16-2018, 10:56 AM

**** that, get high and play Dynasty Warriors.

07-15-2018, 08:45 PM	#53682 (permalink)
Aux-In Wrinkled Magazine Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: In Time Posts: 467	Woke up early in the morning to rain coming down on this mid-July summer's day. "Right on. Right on." Opened some windows and let the cool breeze flow. I've been really busy for a while now, so today was official Aux-In Relaxation Day, and it wasn't long before I started counting sheep on my couch, which is not my normal routine. Got woke hours later and it was hot as balls because it wasn't raining anymore. Typical bipolar weather here. Alright, whatever. Got a phone call from a long-time friend of mine who's having a fallout with his mother. His dad died a few years ago, and they have some other siblings, but of them all he and his wife are in a better situation to take care of her. Even though his mom's always been kind of a bitch, the falling out now part sucks to hear. Other than her kids, she's all alone as far as I know. I just hope it doesn't get worse. Just finished off 60% of pizza #1. I was going to get one anyway, but they threw a 50% off coupon in my face when I logged in online, for no particular reason. Like I'm going to be able to resist that for just a few bucks more than a single pizza would've cost me.

07-16-2018, 12:27 AM	#53683 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	The new restaurant I’m working in has investors. They can eat and go to the bar for free. I don’t mind pink on men at all but they’re always wearing really expensive business casual that has pink worked in. After they get drunk enough they wander back into to the kitchen. Today one makes his way up to me. Doesn’t introduce himself or ask my name. “What are you doing?” “Cutting Mahi into strips?” “How many Mahi are you making?” My thoughts are like, “None. Mahi are fish. They’re caught in the ocean.” “I’m not sure. A few hundred strips.” “That’s a lot of Mahi! Can I help?” “Sure. I’ll keep five filets on the cutting board. Every time I cut one into strips put a new one cutting the board” He drops two on the floor and just leaves them there. Then puts his hands inches from long knife. “Watch you hands.” “Can I cut some” “Sure!” Takes two and doesn’t cut them but somehow manage to shred then with the knife. Destroys two more. “I better go check on the wife.” “Thanks a lot for your help!” __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

07-16-2018, 10:53 AM	#53688 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	Woke up super depressed today. Almost called into work but decided not to. Barely wanted to get out of bed.