Today was my mother's 53rd birthday, so I made dinner for her. Roasted a chicken, mashed potatoes, noodles, stuffing/dressing & cranberry sauce. My 14 year old niece had a friend over and they are both "vegetarian," so they made didn't partake. She's on the right track, as veganism has been proven to be the best diet for humans. but she turns to vegetarian TV dinners instead of fresh foods. She also thinks shes fat and, in my opinion, hasn't been eating enough as of late. I hope she's not developing an eating disorder.

REALLY missing my son. He is on a trip to Branson with his mom and her husband. He is excited because there is a Ripley's Believe It Or Not museum there that has a statue of the tallest man to ever live, ROBERT WADLOW, who stood 8' 11''[2.72 meters]. Not sure whether or not cunt mom will take him to see it.

Some scammer douche hit me up on Facebook. I played along. Gonna document it and post it for Lulz.

:yeah:

Hey Mindfulness :cool:

https://boxden.com/smilies/FuXR5sT.png Hey Fluff

Woke up at 10am and instantly wanted to go back to sleep. Lazy sure day today. I ain't movin.

Laundry day. Have to do a load about once a week. (no **** jokes) Weather is perfect - awesome breeze. Got a NY Strip I'm gonna grill up later. Really mellow buzz that I'm going to ride for as long as possible.

Might even listen to some JTC.







Not!

Did Chula just use a "Not!" joke? That's embarrassing.

I have to defile myself at least once monthly. It's a condition of my 5150 release. Supposed to help with my recovery. I usually just masturbate, but figured I'd give Frowny the nod this time around.

We're here for you. Well...not really. But we are here for you.