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Old 07-13-2018, 09:01 PM   #53611 (permalink)
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"I'm sorry sir, I think you have the wrong number. No, we don't deliver packages. Hmm? No, no. We make uninterruptable power supplies for computers. Perhaps if you ring this number..." (gives Fedex number, grins, hangs up)...
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Old 07-13-2018, 09:02 PM   #53612 (permalink)
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"I'm sorry sir, I think you have the wrong number. No, we don't deliver packages. Hmm? No, no. We make uninterruptable power supplies for computers. Perhaps if you ring this number..." (gives Fedex number, grins, hangs up)...
I'm using this next time.
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Old 07-13-2018, 11:12 PM   #53613 (permalink)
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So what are you gonna do with the shovel and lye?
Find out your address.
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Old 07-14-2018, 04:14 AM   #53614 (permalink)
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You already have Frown's.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-14-2018, 12:02 PM   #53615 (permalink)
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You already have Frown's.
Not enough of a challenge.
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Old 07-14-2018, 12:03 PM   #53616 (permalink)
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Woke up at 9am. It's my day off. Took a shower. Now I'm stoned. Welcome to the weekend.
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Old 07-14-2018, 12:11 PM   #53617 (permalink)
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Took a walk this morning. At an intersection a line of cars pulled up and stopped at the light. When it turned green, a truck two cars back didn't move even after people were honking at him. I went into a CVS and when I came out, the truck had been joined by an ambulance and fire truck but none of them were really addressing the driver. I think he was dead.

I also found a dollar.
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Old 07-14-2018, 12:14 PM   #53618 (permalink)
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Took a walk this morning. At an intersection a line of cars pulled up and stopped at the light. When it turned green, a truck two cars back didn't move even after people were honking at him. I went into a CVS and when I came out, the truck had been joined by an ambulance and fire truck but none of them were really addressing the driver. I think he was dead.

I also found a dollar.
When God closes a door...
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-14-2018, 12:16 PM   #53619 (permalink)
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He locks it because god is a paranoid cracker.
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Old 07-14-2018, 12:57 PM   #53620 (permalink)
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Bout 15 years ago a guy pulled over in front of my house and died. He'd just dropped off his grandchildren, then had a massive heart attack, but was able to pull over and put it in park before leaving the orb. Car was still running though. Dead people look so waxy.
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