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07-13-2018, 09:01 PM | #53611 (permalink) |
Born to be mild
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"I'm sorry sir, I think you have the wrong number. No, we don't deliver packages. Hmm? No, no. We make uninterruptable power supplies for computers. Perhaps if you ring this number..." (gives Fedex number, grins, hangs up)...
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07-13-2018, 11:12 PM | #53613 (permalink) |
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Find out your address.
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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.” |
07-14-2018, 04:14 AM | #53614 (permalink) | |
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You already have Frown's.
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07-14-2018, 12:02 PM | #53615 (permalink) |
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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.” |
07-14-2018, 12:11 PM | #53617 (permalink) |
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Took a walk this morning. At an intersection a line of cars pulled up and stopped at the light. When it turned green, a truck two cars back didn't move even after people were honking at him. I went into a CVS and when I came out, the truck had been joined by an ambulance and fire truck but none of them were really addressing the driver. I think he was dead.
I also found a dollar.
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07-14-2018, 12:16 PM | #53619 (permalink) |
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He locks it because god is a paranoid cracker.
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07-14-2018, 12:57 PM | #53620 (permalink) |
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Bout 15 years ago a guy pulled over in front of my house and died. He'd just dropped off his grandchildren, then had a massive heart attack, but was able to pull over and put it in park before leaving the orb. Car was still running though. Dead people look so waxy.
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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.” |