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Old 07-23-2018, 06:03 AM   #53581 (permalink)
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Old 07-23-2018, 06:33 AM   #53582 (permalink)
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YAH! I have a new girlfriend! She's currently playing random tunes from my Zeppelin library. She's not only very attentive but also super obedient. Just my kind of girl! Now I just have to teach her how to cook.
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he's talking about Siri no?
Looks like Chula got a mail-order bride from Southeast Asia.

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Old 07-23-2018, 06:39 AM   #53583 (permalink)
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Whatcha get? I'm about to get a new one too after about twenty years of not having one, thanks to my generous sis.

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I would have loved a MacBook but theyre just so ridiculously pricey that I settled for Windows 10 and a Samsung notebook. All together including Microsoft office I paid about $850 and some change.
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Old 07-23-2018, 10:18 AM   #53584 (permalink)
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I would have loved a MacBook but theyre just so ridiculously pricey that I settled for Windows 10 and a Samsung notebook. All together including Microsoft office I paid about $850 and some change.
That's not too bad. I'm probably going to end up around that price too. I need all the important stuff, including SSD drive PLUS HDD and a touchscreen, lots of RAM so you gets what you pays for. You had a Samsung before? I'm currently trying to choose between HP, Dell and Lenovo. It's a bit late of course, but I wouldn't have bothered with MS Office (hope you didn't pay extra for that) - I use Open Office all the time. It's free, and exactly like MS Office.
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Old 07-23-2018, 10:59 AM   #53585 (permalink)
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That's not too bad. I'm probably going to end up around that price too. I need all the important stuff, including SSD drive PLUS HDD and a touchscreen, lots of RAM so you gets what you pays for. You had a Samsung before? I'm currently trying to choose between HP, Dell and Lenovo. It's a bit late of course, but I wouldn't have bothered with MS Office (hope you didn't pay extra for that) - I use Open Office all the time. It's free, and exactly like MS Office.
I'm a sucker I guess. I don't do a TON of things with my laptop, at least historically. I just needed something to run so ta speak. Yes I bought Office. I'll be using this laptop for work as well so I went ahead and pulled the trigger on that one,

I've had both HP and Dell laptops. This one is doing just fine.. need to get use to 10's layout though. I mostly hate it. Honestly you can't really go wrong. I think I remember liking my HP a little more than the others but that was probably like 10 years ago so i dkkk.
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Old 07-23-2018, 11:01 AM   #53586 (permalink)
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HP is awful. Dell or even Lenovo are great. I say that from experience.

My opinion is skewed as I play games regularly.
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Old 07-23-2018, 11:04 AM   #53587 (permalink)
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HP is awful. Dell or even Lenovo are great. I say that from experience.

My opinion is skewed as I play games regularly.
This sounds like the bitter drunk rantings of a cleric.
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Old 07-23-2018, 11:06 AM   #53588 (permalink)
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HP laptops should last longer than a year imo.
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Old 07-23-2018, 11:09 AM   #53589 (permalink)
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