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The Batlord · 07-21-2018, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

Every morning I wake up sore after getting hit by that truck. This is bull****.

Then stop getting hit by the truck.

Trollheart · 07-21-2018, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Then stop getting hit by the truck.

Nice one, TH.

Chula Vista · 07-21-2018, 04:32 PM

Spent the last 2 hours trying to get my new Echo to sync with my router. So frustrating. I want to be able to start asking it questions/giving it commands like:

"Alexa, what time is it?"
"Alexa, what's the weather going to be like today?"
"Alexa, where's the closest place I can get a haircut?"
"Alexa, give me directions to ********"
"Alexa, wake me up at 7:00"
"Alexa, add apple cider vinegar to my shopping list"
"Alexa, play some Animals as Leaders"
"Alexa, is The Bat really that large?"
"Alexa, is Frowny's head really that small?"
"Alexa, do you think I'm sexy?"

Seems the Echo can work with either 2.4Ghz or 5.0Ghz,. Problem is my router spits out both frequencies simultaneously. I need to figure out how to disable one of them. Cox's Panoramic routers are made by a third party so getting an answer from an actual human being is going to be a ****ing chore.

Plankton · 07-22-2018, 07:37 AM

^ask it to play a game of Jeopardy.

I have Poison Ivy on my neck, face, stomach, and left leg... so far. It might pop up in other places since it takes a while to show up. The next week or so should be loads of fun.

*scratch*

The Batlord · 07-22-2018, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

^ask it to play a game of Jeopardy.

I have Poison Ivy on my neck, face, stomach, and left leg... so far. It might pop up in other places since it takes a while to show up. The next week or so should be loads of fun.

*scratch*

Watch out for that poison lipstick, bruh.

Chula Vista · 07-22-2018, 11:47 AM

YAH! I have a new girlfriend! She's currently playing random tunes from my Zeppelin library. She's not only very attentive but also super obedient. Just my kind of girl! Now I just have to teach her how to cook.

Finally chatted with someone online from Cox and they walked me through how to disable the 5.0G network. (I use 2.4G because my wireless printer can't work with 5.0G)

The Batlord · 07-22-2018, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

YAH! I have a new girlfriend! She's currently playing random tunes from my Zeppelin library. She's not only very attentive but also super obedient. Just my kind of girl! Now I just have to teach her how to cook.

wtf

~~Cuthbert~~ · 07-22-2018, 12:23 PM

Sounds like Chules is describing a new puppy.

Chula Vista · 07-22-2018, 12:29 PM

Correction: Not just my library but I'm hearing alternate takes and live versions of songs I've never heard before. Too cool!

Anteater · 07-22-2018, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

wtf

Church

07-21-2018, 04:32 PM	#53553 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Spent the last 2 hours trying to get my new Echo to sync with my router. So frustrating. I want to be able to start asking it questions/giving it commands like: "Alexa, what time is it?" "Alexa, what's the weather going to be like today?" "Alexa, where's the closest place I can get a haircut?" "Alexa, give me directions to ******" "Alexa, wake me up at 7:00" "Alexa, add apple cider vinegar to my shopping list" "Alexa, play some Animals as Leaders" "Alexa, is The Bat really that large?" "Alexa, is Frowny's head really that small?" "Alexa, do you think I'm sexy?" Seems the Echo can work with either 2.4Ghz or 5.0Ghz,. Problem is my router spits out both frequencies simultaneously. I need to figure out how to disable one of them. Cox's Panoramic routers are made by a third party so getting an answer from an actual human being is going to be a **ing chore. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

07-22-2018, 07:37 AM	#53554 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	^ask it to play a game of Jeopardy. I have Poison Ivy on my neck, face, stomach, and left leg... so far. It might pop up in other places since it takes a while to show up. The next week or so should be loads of fun. scratch __________________ See location...

07-22-2018, 11:47 AM	#53556 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	YAH! I have a new girlfriend! She's currently playing random tunes from my Zeppelin library. She's not only very attentive but also super obedient. Just my kind of girl! Now I just have to teach her how to cook. Finally chatted with someone online from Cox and they walked me through how to disable the 5.0G network. (I use 2.4G because my wireless printer can't work with 5.0G) __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

07-22-2018, 12:29 PM	#53559 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Correction: Not just my library but I'm hearing alternate takes and live versions of songs I've never heard before. Too cool! __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

07-22-2018, 12:23 PM	#53558 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Sounds like Chules is describing a new puppy.