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Old 07-12-2018, 12:09 PM   #53531 (permalink)
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My 4 wisdom teeth were all impacted so I needed full blown surgery to get them removed. As soon as I woke up in my hospital bed I had to run to the bathroom and vomit up the quart of blood I'd swallowed during the procedure. Pretty painful recovery.
Did they give you a cold glass of milk to go with that blood?
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Old 07-12-2018, 12:11 PM   #53532 (permalink)
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did they give you a cold glass of milk to go with that blood?
lol.
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Old 07-12-2018, 12:13 PM   #53533 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Great. My elderly neighbor is letting his mid 30s ex-con psycho son move in. The same dude that broke into the RV, and pulled a full on mental breakdown outside a couple of weeks ago. He's brought along his meth-looking GF as a bonus.

All RV parks are suspect because of the low rents.

I need a gun why?
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Old 07-12-2018, 02:57 PM   #53535 (permalink)
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A false sense of security?
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Old 07-12-2018, 03:13 PM   #53536 (permalink)
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Great. My elderly neighbor is letting his mid 30s ex-con psycho son move in. The same dude that broke into the RV, and pulled a full on mental breakdown outside a couple of weeks ago. He's brought along his meth-looking GF as a bonus.

All RV parks are suspect because of the low rents.

I need a gun why?
I’m actually thinking of selling my revolver. I can’t afford to go to the gun range counting the cost of the ammunition. Idk. Mixed feelings.
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Old 07-12-2018, 03:16 PM   #53537 (permalink)
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Because it’s a tool you use for home repairs?
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Old 07-12-2018, 05:08 PM   #53539 (permalink)
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I came really hard this morning but I didn't really have much of an orgasm. That's weird. What a shame.
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My 4 wisdom teeth were all impacted so I needed full blown surgery to get them removed. As soon as I woke up in my hospital bed I had to run to the bathroom and vomit up the quart of blood I'd swallowed during the procedure. Pretty painful recovery.
I have a form of hyperdontia. There are literally teeth growing in from the base of my mouth, behind my other teeth. Makes it hard as fuck to floss between a pillar of 3 smushed-together teeth.

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I need a gun why?
If you are in the market for one, I would be happy to act as a guide.

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I’m actually thinking of selling my revolver. I can’t afford to go to the gun range counting the cost of the ammunition. Idk. Mixed feelings.
What kind and how much? PM to talk if you feel more comfortable.

So, my mobile broadband modem account expired with Virgin Mobile. Went online to reactivate, and it says they no longer support this device or plan. Lame. Called up customer service and it seems to be working again. Fingers crossed. If I go MIA for a while, you'll know why.
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So, my mobile broadband modem account expired with Virgin Mobile. Went online to reactivate, and it says they no longer support this device or plan. Lame. Called up customer service and it seems to be working again. Fingers crossed. If I go MIA for a while, you'll know why.
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