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Old 07-11-2018, 05:23 PM   #53521 (permalink)
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Cute. Reminds me a little of these guys...
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Old 07-11-2018, 06:04 PM   #53522 (permalink)
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I love those guys.
So do I. I love that scene where Dern is coming and one of them is powered down, and the other taps him as if to say "look alive! Here he is!" Yeah, I cried at the end. Sue me.
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Old 07-12-2018, 10:18 AM   #53523 (permalink)
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I came really hard this morning but I didn't really have much of an orgasm. That's weird. What a shame.
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Old 07-12-2018, 11:23 AM   #53524 (permalink)
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My retarded co-worker refuses to believe me that he's having his four wisdom teeth pulled because of all the sugar he eats. He's fatter than me, either has a Slurpee or hot chocolate every single day, seems to have inside connections who let him know when any kind of new candy or junk food comes out, and yet when I tell him that this is why he has cavities he insists that it's because of cold water cause that's when his teeth hurt. Then he tells me to shut up and mind my own business. I love it and I don't care that I'm a bad person.
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Old 07-12-2018, 11:27 AM   #53525 (permalink)
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He's probably getting them removed because his mouf is too small.
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Old 07-12-2018, 11:39 AM   #53526 (permalink)
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My retarded co-worker refuses to believe me that he's having his four wisdom teeth pulled because of all the sugar he eats. He's fatter than me, either has a Slurpee or hot chocolate every single day, seems to have inside connections who let him know when any kind of new candy or junk food comes out, and yet when I tell him that this is why he has cavities he insists that it's because of cold water cause that's when his teeth hurt. Then he tells me to shut up and mind my own business. I love it and I don't care that I'm a bad person.
How do you know he has cavities?
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Old 07-12-2018, 11:44 AM   #53527 (permalink)
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How do you know he has cavities?
Cause he tells me his teeth hurt semi-regularly and that pretty much means cavities right? This is a conversation we've had several times now.
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Old 07-12-2018, 11:48 AM   #53528 (permalink)
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My 4 wisdom teeth were all impacted so I needed full blown surgery to get them removed. As soon as I woke up in my hospital bed I had to run to the bathroom and vomit up the quart of blood I'd swallowed during the procedure. Pretty painful recovery.
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Old 07-12-2018, 11:54 AM   #53529 (permalink)
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My recovery was really easy but I only had to get two removed and I played it up for more drugs .
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Old 07-12-2018, 12:07 PM   #53530 (permalink)
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My recovery was really easy but I only had to get two removed and I played it up for more drugs .
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I didn’t have no cavities neither
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