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Old 07-10-2018, 09:42 PM   #53481 (permalink)
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A bee got stuck in my beard today.
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Old 07-10-2018, 09:44 PM   #53482 (permalink)
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I usually use a razor tbh.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-10-2018, 09:46 PM   #53483 (permalink)
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I usually don't go around trying to catch razors in my beard on my way to the liquor store when the sun's in my eyes as I'm crossing the street by the train tracks listening to Phonte or some ****.
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Old 07-10-2018, 09:50 PM   #53484 (permalink)
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I usually shave at a sink tbh.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-10-2018, 09:51 PM   #53485 (permalink)
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I shave by myself.
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Old 07-10-2018, 10:02 PM   #53486 (permalink)
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About two more months.

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on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
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Old 07-10-2018, 10:04 PM   #53487 (permalink)
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you trying to play some Starcraft tonight Batlord
I still need to get off my ass and get my computer fixed tbh. I can't play **** on a Chromebook.
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Old 07-10-2018, 11:19 PM   #53488 (permalink)
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Abortion joke?
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Old 07-10-2018, 11:28 PM   #53489 (permalink)
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Abortion joke?
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Love how Frowny gets all high and mighty with a veiled warning, and then proceeds to applaud the offensive post.
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