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Old 07-04-2018, 09:18 PM   #53261 (permalink)
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Old 07-04-2018, 09:21 PM   #53262 (permalink)
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But if you meet her in the real world you drop that **** with a left hook.
I certainly will do this.
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Old 07-04-2018, 10:46 PM   #53263 (permalink)
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Old 07-05-2018, 04:54 AM   #53264 (permalink)
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Just because thats the relationship you have doesnt mean its the kind of relationship thats preferred. Why dont you talk to your mom instead of asking a bunch of strangers? Also, if your mom didnt say anything than you should have.
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Old 07-05-2018, 06:10 AM   #53265 (permalink)
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So let me ask you guys something. I'm at home and my mom has some of her friends over. And me and my parents, we always throw jabs at each other like "you're dumb" or "cmon idiot". This one lady decides to call me out and say "how dare you say that about your mom?" I legit explained to her that it was a joke and she just goes and says "i dont care, if my kid said that, i'd kick their ass."

Excuse me bitch? This is not your house. Go **** yourself.

So basically i'm curious. I full know that my mom knows I was joking and she legit throws jabs back at me. Am I in the wrong?
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Nah, instead she's like "yeah, you shouldn't say that." And again, she fully knows that I joke around like that because it goes both ways. I decided to just escape to my room for a bit because that's ****ing irritating.
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If your mom said you shouldn’t say it you shouldn’t say it.

As the social circle widens inside jokes becomes less appropriate.

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I disagree with all this. If you have that relationship with your mother it's nobody's business, and she should have said to her needle-nosed friend, "Ah no it's ok we do this all the time." That would have taken the wind out of nosey's sails and left her nowhere to go but fume quietly. By "supporting" her, your mother dissed you and let you down, making it seem as if this was NOT something that you usually did, and that she too was shocked.

tl;dr: your mother's a pussy for not standing up for you.

Also, **** society: you were on your turf. **** them. If they don't like it let them get the **** out. If you mother thought this was going to be a problem with certain friends there were two things she could have done:
1) Warn them that this might happen and not to take offence
2) Ask you in advance not to do it.
She did neither and just folded when she should have supported you.

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Old 07-05-2018, 09:25 AM   #53266 (permalink)
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Old 07-05-2018, 09:28 AM   #53267 (permalink)
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Don't fall for the R.I.P. ammo or the stuff where the petals fall off creating separate wound channels. You want ONE BIG HOLE, not a bunch of little ones. You may as well be peppering them with birdshot if your bullet is gonna fragment into a dozen pieces.
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Old 07-05-2018, 09:28 AM   #53268 (permalink)
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Old 07-05-2018, 09:28 AM   #53269 (permalink)
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So let me ask you guys something. I'm at home and my mom has some of her friends over. And me and my parents, we always throw jabs at each other like "you're dumb" or "cmon idiot". This one lady decides to call me out and say "how dare you say that about your mom?" I legit explained to her that it was a joke and she just goes and says "i dont care, if my kid said that, i'd kick their ass."

Excuse me bitch? This is not your house. Go **** yourself.

So basically i'm curious. I full know that my mom knows I was joking and she legit throws jabs back at me. Am I in the wrong?
I'd have told the bitch to "Bring it".

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Old 07-05-2018, 02:02 PM   #53270 (permalink)
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1. They didn't have any smaller steaks?

2. Where the fuck do you see an egg on that plate? LOL
1. It weighed half a pound in the package and I trimmed off some fat. That picture is a bit deceiving. But ya, I couldn't finish it so I gave the leftovers to Max. Pretty sure I'm in love with Weber's Montreal Steak rub. **** is the bomb!

2. I know. It's lettuce and shredded carrots with Catalina dressing.
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