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The Batlord · 07-04-2018, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiiii

Nah, instead she's like "yeah, you shouldn't say that." And again, she fully knows that I joke around like that because it goes both ways. I decided to just escape to my room for a bit because that's ****ing irritating.

What exactly did you say? Her friend might be a busybody and your mom might be too self-conscious to contradict her and look like a parent who lets her kid walk all over her, but if you and your mother call each other "cunt" and "faggot" or something then yeah maybe that's best left between the two of you.

Key · 07-04-2018, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

If your mom said you shouldn’t say it you shouldn’t say it.

As the social circle widens inside jokes becomes less appropriate.

And Seattle is expensive, son.

We legit do this type of **** with people around all the time. She has no right to call me out on it when she doesn't understand the joke side to it. I don't feel like I did anything wrong since my mom literally is the most dysfunctional mom you could possibly ask for. She swears at us constantly and has done so when we were kids. So don't tell me that I should listen to my mom when she legit has done so much worse verbally than you could imagine.

So no, I don't think I'm in the wrong.

Key · 07-04-2018, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

What exactly did you say? Her friend might be a busybody and your mom might be too self-conscious to contradict her and look like a parent who lets her kid walk all over her, but if you and your mother call each other "cunt" and "faggot" or something then yeah maybe that's best left between the two of you.

I said "idiot" as a joke and she called me one back and then the bitch called me out

OccultHawk · 07-04-2018, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

What exactly did you say? Her friend might be a busybody and your mom might be too self-conscious to contradict her and look like a parent who lets her kid walk all over her, but if you and your mother call each other "cunt" and "faggot" or something then yeah maybe that's best left between the two of you.

Is it weird that my dick got a little bit hard reading that?

OccultHawk · 07-04-2018, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiiii

We legit do this type of **** with people around all the time. She has no right to call me out on it when she doesn't understand the joke side to it. I don't feel like I did anything wrong since my mom literally is the most dysfunctional mom you could possibly ask for. She swears at us constantly and has done so when we were kids. So don't tell me that I should listen to my mom when she legit has done so much worse verbally than you could imagine.

So no, I don't think I'm in the wrong.

No anger bro. You asked. You’re being told on the real.

Key · 07-04-2018, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

No anger bro. You asked. You’re being told on the real.

Sorry. Wasn't intended. I guess i'm under the assumption that people understand my family and I can't automatically think that. Since...yeah, we're an odd family.

The Batlord · 07-04-2018, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiiii

I said "idiot" as a joke and she called me one back and then the bitch called me out

I'd like to think you have the common sense to recognize such basic social propriety so I'm just gonna assume that you're at least reasonably right about your situation. Now go hand that bitch a calculator with "80085" on it and then crouch in a corner while licking your hands like a cat and staring at her. It'll double as revenge and an explanation for your earlier behavior that will keep your mom in the clear. You can't judge a crazy person.

Disclaimer: I'm not trying to help you right now.

OccultHawk · 07-04-2018, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiiii

Sorry. Wasn't intended. I guess i'm under the assumption that people understand my family and I can't automatically think that. Since...yeah, we're an odd family.

Her guest should mind her own business. I’m with you there. But your mom has the right to backtrack on the open display of y’all’s oddness.

But you did the right thing not pushing it any further or telling the guest where to stick it. Giving them their space was the move.

Key · 07-04-2018, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I'd like to think you have the common sense to recognize such basic social propriety so I'm just gonna assume that you're at least reasonably right about your situation. Now go hand that bitch a calculator with "80085" on it and then crouch in a corner while licking your hands like a cat and staring at her. It'll double as revenge and an explanation for your earlier behavior that will keep your mom in the clear. You can't judge a crazy person.

Disclaimer: I'm not trying to help you right now.

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Her guest should mind her own business. I’m with you there. But your mom has the right to backtrack on the open display of y’all’s oddness.

But you did the right thing not pushing it any further or telling the guest where to stick it. Giving them their space was the move.

Agreed with both here. And yeah, Bat I know when I go over the line. In the context of what my family usually jokes about, my mom knows damn well that I wasn't out of line at all.

I figured just going in my own room for a while was the smart thing. Plus I'm tired so I just wanna relax.

The Batlord · 07-04-2018, 09:18 PM

But if you meet her in the real world you drop that **** with a left hook.