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Old 07-03-2018, 09:07 AM   #53121 (permalink)
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Seems my drinking water or milk right before getting sick is a VERY BAD idea with some stomach bugs. My stomach was trying to purge every last bit of its contents and I kept pouring **** back into it.

Stupid me.
I figure you need to keep yourself hydrated so the water is you gotta drink water


The milk think and how nice it is to puke up cold milk I hope it doesn’t hurt your feelings that that’s got me giggling.

I say you wait until after you heave dry or not then during the down time try get some water in you.

Sounds like you had a nasty stomach bug that wasn’t going to merciful no matter what you did.

I think you mentioned this earlier but I worry about heartattacking or stroking out when I puke violently. I make some worrisome noises lol
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Old 07-03-2018, 09:08 AM   #53122 (permalink)
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It’s not like that. And all I have is one small revolver.
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Remember that Looney Tunes cartoon, think it was Daffy Duck in the Wild West, where he faces off against this cowboy and says "Hah! You used up all your six shots!" and then the cowboy shoots him and he falls, groaning "Just my luck! A lousy seven-shooter!"
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So I ended up in the bathroom every 30 minutes all the way until just after 3:00AM.

Seems my drinking water or milk right before getting sick is a VERY BAD idea with some stomach bugs. My stomach was trying to purge every last bit of its contents and I kept pouring **** back into it.

Stupid me.

Finally stopped the liquids entirely, threw up a couple more times, then dry heaved a few times and it was all over. Waited an hour then started sipping 7UP to get some sugar in me, now I'm drinking a ton of ice water to re-hydrate and it's all staying down with zero nausea.

Lesson learned. The very hard way.
Glad you got sorted, Chula.
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Old 07-03-2018, 09:32 AM   #53123 (permalink)
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Just gotta find it cheap somewhere. They gouge the **** out of that stuff.

I wonder if you could make it at home? Oh, google!

Jeez, they gouge it crazy. This should cost like $5.

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Old 07-03-2018, 09:34 AM   #53124 (permalink)
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Jesus, man! You've just realised the advice you were giving yourself (and others) was wrong, and now you want to make your own medicine? Don't you have like a quarter million in the bank? What's a few dollars for the official, wont-make-you-sick-or-kill-you product??
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Old 07-03-2018, 09:36 AM   #53125 (permalink)
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I always assumed the milk vomit thing was some kind of freaky fetish of Chula's.
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Old 07-03-2018, 09:44 AM   #53126 (permalink)
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I always assumed the milk vomit thing was some kind of freaky fetish of Chula's.
I do it all the time. Just wasn't for this bug. Really helps when the **** coming is going to really acidic.
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Yeah and a dildo in your throat is probably a great tool to get going.
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Old 07-03-2018, 09:51 AM   #53128 (permalink)
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Anyone ever squirt milk up their asshole when they feel a shit coming on?
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This might actually be useful if you are something really spicy.
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Old 07-03-2018, 09:57 AM   #53130 (permalink)
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Anyone ever squirt milk up their asshole when they feel a shit coming on?
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