I live two stories above an epic drunk, btw. Sometimes when I go down the stairwell, he's got a huge stack of freshly bought beer cans stacked up. Like 6-8 full boxes of 20 or so cans. He lifts them in to his apartment one box a time, but mostly, he leaves a whole bunch of them out there for hours. My theory is that he drinks a few when all the lifting has him exhausted, then naps for a few hours (or passes out, what do I know?). He's a nice enough guy, really, but I don't hope that's my future. Or yours.

Free beer!

He buys terrible beer. I'm more of an ale guy anyway.

Lol it totally is but I'm smart enough to keep my addiction hidden unless I'm talking to fellow internet losers.

Serious drunks don’t even drink beer

Drinking beer is how serious drunks drink responsibly. Can't slay your liver because the pressure building in the stomach has to subside.

That’s not hardcore alcoholism

Oh my bad, I didn't realize we were talking oneupmanship.

I'm a zany drunk.

Im leaving Friday morning and booked in the conference until 5ish every night.

Ill see what i can do Chula.

Cheers.