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Justthefacts · 06-30-2018, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Jason Momoa to play the Fiji water bottle.

Justthefacts · 06-30-2018, 02:32 PM

So I finally downloaded Tinder. I couldn't before because I needed to make a Facebook account and fuck Facebook. I can login now with my phone. I haven't matched with anyone yet but it shows me three people that swiped left on me, but with a blurry picture because I need a subscription to Gold Tinder.

JUST GIVE ME PUSSY

Chula Vista · 06-30-2018, 02:50 PM

Remember Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer? After a month here I've come to the conclusion that I'm living in "The Land of Miss-fit Toys".

Dude on the right could lose 150 pounds and still be considered overweight. He's obsessed with plants and probably has at least a hundred of them in pots that he waters daily. Mid 60s and can come up with a negative slant to basically anything. Pretty much keeps to himself but we share an affection for knives which gives us something to talk about.

Dude on my left is also in his 60s. Fried to a crisp. Drinks beer almost non-stop. For the past week he's had this 30 year old black chick living in a canopy in his back yard that he refers to as his girlfriend. She's only there cause she got kicked out of wherever she was before. If the manager found out she was here they'd both get booted. Cool enough folks (she's pretty cute), but there's definitely a bit of a soap opera developing.

Dude across the street is cool. He's the one whose 15 year old dog I watch now and then. Maybe a bit younger than me. His right eye is whacked because of a car accident. It points to his extreme right all the time so you have to look at his left eye when talking to him. BUT, if he covers his left eye with his hand, his right eye stairs straight ahead. Awesome party trick that never fails to get a laugh. Definitely my fave neighbor.

His neighbor is about my age but is also fried to a crisp and drinks beer 24/7. Dude speaks clearly but what he comes out with is mostly unintelligible. He talks real fast in a stream of conscience fashion and barely makes any sense. I've asked the other neighbors WTF? and they just shake their heads and laugh. I've taken to just nodding at him most of the time. I think he's fully aware of his issue and doesn't take anything personal if you don't get him.

All really nice folks. We hang a lot once the sun goes down. We also keep an eye out on each other's rigs. I trust them all completely (real camaraderie between RV peeps) and I get vibes that they are all really cool with me being the new guy on the block.

TL;DR

I live in the land of miss-fit toys. And it's kinda fun.

DwnWthVwls · 06-30-2018, 02:56 PM

Id like to hear how they describe you.

grindy · 06-30-2018, 02:57 PM

I'm confused. Is his girlfriend the backyard or the canopy?

Chula Vista · 06-30-2018, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy

I'm confused. Is his girlfriend the backyard or the canopy?

Give me another week to sort this one out.

grindy · 06-30-2018, 03:10 PM

Just **** both and see which makes him mad.

OccultHawk · 06-30-2018, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Remember Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer? After a month here I've come to the conclusion that I'm living in "The Land of Miss-fit Toys".

Dude on the right could lose 150 pounds and still be considered overweight. He's obsessed with plants and probably has at least a hundred of them in pots that he waters daily. Mid 60s and can come up with a negative slant to basically anything. Pretty much keeps to himself but we share an affection for knives which gives us something to talk about.

Dude on my left is also in his 60s. Fried to a crisp. Drinks beer almost non-stop. For the past week he's had this 30 year old black chick living in a canopy in his back yard that he refers to as his girlfriend. She's only there cause she got kicked out of wherever she was before. If the manager found out she was here they'd both get booted. Cool enough folks (she's pretty cute), but there's definitely a bit of a soap opera developing.

Dude across the street is cool. He's the one whose 15 year old dog I watch now and then. Maybe a bit younger than me. His right eye is whacked because of a car accident. It points to his extreme right all the time so you have to look at his left eye when talking to him. BUT, if he covers his left eye with his hand, his right eye stairs straight ahead. Awesome party trick that never fails to get a laugh. Definitely my fave neighbor.

His neighbor is about my age but is also fried to a crisp and drinks beer 24/7. Dude speaks clearly but what he comes out with is mostly unintelligible. He talks real fast in a stream of conscience fashion and barely makes any sense. I've asked the other neighbors WTF? and they just shake their heads and laugh. I've taken to just nodding at him most of the time. I think he's fully aware of his issue and doesn't take anything personal if you don't get him.

All really nice folks. We hang a lot once the sun goes down. We also keep an eye out on each other's rigs. I trust them all completely (real camaraderie between RV peeps) and I get vibes that they are all really cool with me being the new guy on the block.

TL;DR

I live in the land of miss-fit toys. And it's kinda fun.

That was well-written. Keep us updated.

One question though: Is Miss Fit another Chinese babe? Miss Took’s cousin maybe?

The Batlord · 06-30-2018, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy

I'm confused. Is his girlfriend the backyard or the canopy?

She's black so probably the backyard.

Chula Vista · 06-30-2018, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

One question though: Is Miss Fit another Chinese babe? Miss Took’s cousin maybe?

Twins Baby!

06-30-2018, 02:50 PM	#52993 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Remember Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer? After a month here I've come to the conclusion that I'm living in "The Land of Miss-fit Toys". Dude on the right could lose 150 pounds and still be considered overweight. He's obsessed with plants and probably has at least a hundred of them in pots that he waters daily. Mid 60s and can come up with a negative slant to basically anything. Pretty much keeps to himself but we share an affection for knives which gives us something to talk about. Dude on my left is also in his 60s. Fried to a crisp. Drinks beer almost non-stop. For the past week he's had this 30 year old black chick living in a canopy in his back yard that he refers to as his girlfriend. She's only there cause she got kicked out of wherever she was before. If the manager found out she was here they'd both get booted. Cool enough folks (she's pretty cute), but there's definitely a bit of a soap opera developing. Dude across the street is cool. He's the one whose 15 year old dog I watch now and then. Maybe a bit younger than me. His right eye is whacked because of a car accident. It points to his extreme right all the time so you have to look at his left eye when talking to him. BUT, if he covers his left eye with his hand, his right eye stairs straight ahead. Awesome party trick that never fails to get a laugh. Definitely my fave neighbor. His neighbor is about my age but is also fried to a crisp and drinks beer 24/7. Dude speaks clearly but what he comes out with is mostly unintelligible. He talks real fast in a stream of conscience fashion and barely makes any sense. I've asked the other neighbors WTF? and they just shake their heads and laugh. I've taken to just nodding at him most of the time. I think he's fully aware of his issue and doesn't take anything personal if you don't get him. All really nice folks. We hang a lot once the sun goes down. We also keep an eye out on each other's rigs. I trust them all completely (real camaraderie between RV peeps) and I get vibes that they are all really cool with me being the new guy on the block. TL;DR I live in the land of miss-fit toys. And it's kinda fun. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

06-30-2018, 02:57 PM	#52995 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	I'm confused. Is his girlfriend the backyard or the canopy? __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

06-30-2018, 03:10 PM	#52997 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	Just ** both and see which makes him mad. __________________ A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.**