Curry sauce is nice with chips.

Give it a go and see how you get on.

He'd probably love to go this way though.

Yellow mustard is fine.

Ranch doesn't even belong on the things it's supposed to belong on.

Malt vinegar is also the bomb on fries. Especially when you are eating a well made fish and chips.

Hmmmm, the Italian place across the street has this on the menu. Hmmmm.

I usually eat potato chips plain.

English food at an Italian restaurant?

Or use some of that Burger King onion ring sauce on your fries. That's good ****.

Talked to my mom about what happened with her friend last night. She said not only was I in the right, her friend was completely drunk off her ass. So yeah. Fair enough.

Do you think your mom would go on a date with a guy like me?

Unfortunately.