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~~Cuthbert~~ · 06-29-2018, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Justthefacts

Great story could you tell it again?

They'll be making films about it.

Jim Carey to play Mindfulness, Leonardo DiCaprio to play the store assistant.

grindy · 06-29-2018, 02:36 PM

Andy Serkis will play the hot pockets through the magic of motion capture technology and Eddie Murphy will be voicing the dark chocolate granola bars.

Justthefacts · 06-29-2018, 02:38 PM

Wow what a cast! I'll start on that GoFundMe page right away.

Plankton · 06-29-2018, 02:45 PM

Tom Hanks in the role of his lifetime: Peanuts and Carrots

OccultHawk · 06-29-2018, 02:55 PM

I love the way so many plants grow so thick and lush in the alleyway my door exits in to. There are so many strikes against plant life including brick pavement, foot traffic, limited direct sun, but goddamn if those green mother****ers aren’t resilient.

I like my window AC unit better than central air and it’s way cheaper. FYI, you can cool a two bedroom with one window unit and have one room really nice and chilly for napping.

There are thunderstorms predicted for this evening and all weekend and I love thunderstorms. So do those plants.

My dog sets herself up so she touches me for at least half the day. She’s got her butt on my shoulder right now. I love her. She’s my best friend. I’m so glad we’re both alive in the same place at the same time.

Mindy · 06-29-2018, 02:57 PM

Mindy · 06-29-2018, 03:37 PM

i have some chicken thats raw and i could cook but ill have to see how hungry i get after my dinner thats about exactly 2000 calories.

eating a bunch of chicken will require cooking it and s***, cant mircowave it like hot pockets :/

the bananas are turning brown faster than i expected but that means they are more heatlhy so.. greatness

Chula Vista · 06-29-2018, 03:45 PM

Also got chicken. Gonna bust my new grill's cherry and make grilled chicken parm to go along with some leftover pasta.

Gonna be epic.

I know no other way.

(why do they call it chicken, veal, eggplant, etc. Parmesan when it's actually made with mozzarella?)

**Frownland** · 06-29-2018, 03:50 PM

Probably because parmesan is more expensive and they can charge more for it.

Or, Americans hate flavour and asked for a blander cheese so often that they just made the switch in practice but not in name. Equally likely.

Mindy · 06-29-2018, 03:55 PM

sounds tasty asf fuuuuuuuccccccp chula.. and idk about the cheese question. growing up my family had parmesan for everything, fancy imported stuff. and you your supposed to out parmesan on top after i thought always too.

post a photo

that does sound epic

06-29-2018, 02:36 PM	#52972 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	Andy Serkis will play the hot pockets through the magic of motion capture technology and Eddie Murphy will be voicing the dark chocolate granola bars. __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

06-29-2018, 02:45 PM	#52974 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	Tom Hanks in the role of his lifetime: Peanuts and Carrots __________________ See location...

06-29-2018, 02:55 PM	#52975 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	I love the way so many plants grow so thick and lush in the alleyway my door exits in to. There are so many strikes against plant life including brick pavement, foot traffic, limited direct sun, but goddamn if those green mother****ers aren’t resilient. I like my window AC unit better than central air and it’s way cheaper. FYI, you can cool a two bedroom with one window unit and have one room really nice and chilly for napping. There are thunderstorms predicted for this evening and all weekend and I love thunderstorms. So do those plants. My dog sets herself up so she touches me for at least half the day. She’s got her butt on my shoulder right now. I love her. She’s my best friend. I’m so glad we’re both alive in the same place at the same time. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

06-29-2018, 02:57 PM	#52976 (permalink)
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06-29-2018, 03:37 PM	#52977 (permalink)
Mindy ask me about cosmology Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Milky Way Galaxy Posts: 9,045	i have some chicken thats raw and i could cook but ill have to see how hungry i get after my dinner thats about exactly 2000 calories. eating a bunch of chicken will require cooking it and s***, cant mircowave it like hot pockets :/ the bananas are turning brown faster than i expected but that means they are more heatlhy so.. greatness __________________ https://www.instagram.com/shhons_meme_agency

06-29-2018, 03:45 PM	#52978 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Also got chicken. Gonna bust my new grill's cherry and make grilled chicken parm to go along with some leftover pasta. Gonna be epic. I know no other way. (why do they call it chicken, veal, eggplant, etc. Parmesan when it's actually made with mozzarella?) __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

06-29-2018, 03:50 PM	#52979 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Probably because parmesan is more expensive and they can charge more for it. Or, Americans hate flavour and asked for a blander cheese so often that they just made the switch in practice but not in name. Equally likely. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

06-29-2018, 03:55 PM	#52980 (permalink)
Mindy ask me about cosmology Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Milky Way Galaxy Posts: 9,045	sounds tasty asf fuuuuuuuccccccp chula.. and idk about the cheese question. growing up my family had parmesan for everything, fancy imported stuff. and you your supposed to out parmesan on top after i thought always too. post a photo that does sound epic __________________ https://www.instagram.com/shhons_meme_agency