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Old 06-24-2018, 09:32 AM   #52821 (permalink)
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20 minutes face deep in somebody's fart box? No thanks.
I don't get this.

You don't have to inhale farts.

You can describe pretty much any sexual contact this way.

Kissing is disgusting, people vomit from their mouths!
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Old 06-24-2018, 11:22 AM   #52822 (permalink)
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Ass rocks and all but please let's not make this into twenty pages of Chula ranting about his sex life in vivid detail. Nobody needs to have to read that ****.
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After ten minutes tops you'd both be like, "Ow, my neck, hold on get on your side, yeah that's better."

And then she'd be like, "Damn it, now your head is squishing my thigh!"

And so on.
And then she says "By the way, I'm Jewish."
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Dude - it’s been around forever

I don’t know what else to tell you

69 is very common foreplay
Don't you know that's why God threw Adam and Eve out of The Garden of Eden? Eating an apple? Like ****! Eating something, yeah....
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Old 06-24-2018, 11:24 AM   #52823 (permalink)
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And then she says "By the way, I'm Jewish."
Is this just a joke about Jews complaining about everything?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-24-2018, 11:32 AM   #52824 (permalink)
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Is this just a joke about Jews complaining about everything?
No, it's a joke about MERIT's anti-Semitism.
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Old 06-24-2018, 11:42 AM   #52825 (permalink)
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No, it's a joke about MERIT's anti-Semitism.
He hasn't even posted in this thread for almost three pages. Are you retarded?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-24-2018, 11:59 AM   #52826 (permalink)
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He hasn't even posted in this thread for almost three pages. Are you retarded?
Are you? He was the one who started the whole "that 69 thing is gross" argument. Try to keep up, I know it's hard.
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Old 06-24-2018, 12:08 PM   #52827 (permalink)
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Are you? He was the one who started the whole "that 69 thing is gross" argument. Try to keep up, I know it's hard.
Chula started the 69 thing, I continued it, Hawk popped up, and somewhere along the line so did Merit. Why the **** would anyone associate anything with him?
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20 minutes face deep in somebody's fart box? No thanks.
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Whats wrong with you?
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What's wrong with YOU?!
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I've done it. It wasn't my favorite thing.
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Buttholes aren't meant to be shoved in other peoples faces.
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I've 69'd after we both showered, it just wasn't my cup of tea. I don't need my face in someday's ass.
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Yes there have been many posts on the subject. Just because you personally associated him with this discussion does not mean that everyone else did.
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Old 06-24-2018, 03:34 PM   #52830 (permalink)
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Ass rocks and all but please let's not make this into twenty pages of Chula ranting about his sex life in vivid detail. Nobody needs to have to read that ****.
Did I tell about the time with a coconut and a back issue of TV Guide?

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69 is very common foreplay
Best BJ you're ever going to get is when you're going to town on a girl's private parts.

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Feels good to make your partner feel good.
Amen partner.

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I've never been with a good who smelt bad, so maybe I'm just not scarred yet.
Had to make a U-turn at the belly button once.

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Chula, what are we gonna do with kids these days?
The copper bull and fire thingy?

Re: Hygiene

You've got a wet pussy (if you're doing it right) in your face, along with your own spit. Take a finger and use it to prime the target. That'll get her going good. Then you jam your tongue in. Just be careful she doesn't bite your dick off while she's climaxing.
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