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Originally Posted by [MERIT] (Post 1965486)

20 minutes face deep in somebody's fart box? No thanks.

I don't get this.

You don't have to inhale farts.

You can describe pretty much any sexual contact this way.

Kissing is disgusting, people vomit from their mouths!

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1965581)

Ass rocks and all but please let's not make this into twenty pages of Chula ranting about his sex life in vivid detail. Nobody needs to have to read that ****.

Church

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1965583)

After ten minutes tops you'd both be like, "Ow, my neck, hold on get on your side, yeah that's better."

And then she'd be like, "Damn it, now your head is squishing my thigh!"

And so on.

And then she says "By the way, I'm Jewish." :rofl:

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1965595)

Dude - it’s been around forever

I don’t know what else to tell you

69 is very common foreplay

Don't you know that's why God threw Adam and Eve out of The Garden of Eden? Eating an apple? Like ****! Eating something, yeah....

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1965618)

And then she says "By the way, I'm Jewish." :rofl:

Is this just a joke about Jews complaining about everything?

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1965619)

Is this just a joke about Jews complaining about everything?

No, it's a joke about MERIT's anti-Semitism.

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1965622)

No, it's a joke about MERIT's anti-Semitism.

He hasn't even posted in this thread for almost three pages. Are you retarded?

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1965628)

He hasn't even posted in this thread for almost three pages. Are you retarded?

Are you? He was the one who started the whole "that 69 thing is gross" argument. Try to keep up, I know it's hard.

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1965634)

Are you? He was the one who started the whole "that 69 thing is gross" argument. Try to keep up, I know it's hard.

Chula started the 69 thing, I continued it, Hawk popped up, and somewhere along the line so did Merit. Why the **** would anyone associate anything with him?

Suck my dick :p:

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Originally Posted by [MERIT] (Post 1965486)

20 minutes face deep in somebody's fart box? No thanks.

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1965493)

Whats wrong with you?

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Originally Posted by [MERIT] (Post 1965517)

What's wrong with YOU?!

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Originally Posted by [MERIT] (Post 1965520)

I've done it. It wasn't my favorite thing.

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Originally Posted by [MERIT] (Post 1965534)

Buttholes aren't meant to be shoved in other peoples faces.

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Originally Posted by [MERIT] (Post 1965536)

Booty sniffer

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Originally Posted by [MERIT] (Post 1965546)

I've 69'd after we both showered, it just wasn't my cup of tea. I don't need my face in someday's ass.

Yes there have been many posts on the subject. Just because you personally associated him with this discussion does not mean that everyone else did.

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1965575)

Church

Church x 2.

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1965581)

Ass rocks and all but please let's not make this into twenty pages of Chula ranting about his sex life in vivid detail. Nobody needs to have to read that ****.

Did I tell about the time with a coconut and a back issue of TV Guide?

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1965595)

69 is very common foreplay

Best BJ you're ever going to get is when you're going to town on a girl's private parts.

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1965539)

Feels good to make your partner feel good.

Amen partner.

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I've never been with a good who smelt bad, so maybe I'm just not scarred yet.

Had to make a U-turn at the belly button once.

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1965579)

Chula, what are we gonna do with kids these days?

The copper bull and fire thingy?

Re: Hygiene

You've got a wet pussy (if you're doing it right) in your face, along with your own spit. Take a finger and use it to prime the target. That'll get her going good. Then you jam your tongue in. Just be careful she doesn't bite your dick off while she's climaxing.