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Old 06-24-2018, 08:01 AM   #52811 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2018, 08:05 AM   #52812 (permalink)
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That seems like it would become exceptionally uncomfortable and so I conclude that you don't know what you're talking about.
Dafuq?

Chula, what are we gonna do with kids these days? You’re talking about smothering your face in pussy while getting your dick sucked and he’s talking about comfort

Uh, Chula knows what he’s talking about.

Comfort. Ffs. *smh* Goddamn
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Old 06-24-2018, 08:08 AM   #52813 (permalink)
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Ass rocks and all but please let's not make this into twenty pages of Chula ranting about his sex life in vivid detail. Nobody needs to have to read that ****.
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Old 06-24-2018, 08:08 AM   #52814 (permalink)
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Dafuq?

Chula, what are we gonna do with kids these days? You’re talking about smothering your face in pussy while getting your dick sucked and he’s talking about comfort

Uh, Chula knows what he’s talking about.

Comfort. Ffs. *smh* Goddamn
After ten minutes tops you'd both be like, "Ow, my neck, hold on get on your side, yeah that's better."

And then she'd be like, "Damn it, now your head is squishing my thigh!"

And so on.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-24-2018, 08:13 AM   #52815 (permalink)
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Boy buttholes are icky but girl buttholes seem alright

You ever look at someone and just know they have a really clean butthole
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In fact, from your face I can tell

Plus getting a rim job feels incredible

I typically throw in a little analingus when I’m eating pussy

I’m getting hard
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Old 06-24-2018, 08:18 AM   #52816 (permalink)
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After ten minutes tops you'd both be like, "Ow, my neck, hold on get on your side, yeah that's better."

And then she'd be like, "Damn it, now your head is squishing my thigh!"

And so on.
You move around and ****

It’s not water boarding

The point is to have fun

And yeah sometimes you hold a position longer than comfortable if she’s getting there

Goddamn I just don’t know what to say
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Old 06-24-2018, 08:42 AM   #52817 (permalink)
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It just sounds awkward tbh. The kind of thing porn producers came up with and now people think it's a thing and lie about it on the internet.
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It just sounds awkward tbh. The kind of thing porn producers came up with and now people think it's a thing and lie about it on the internet.
Dude - it’s been around forever

I don’t know what else to tell you

69 is very common foreplay
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Old 06-24-2018, 09:23 AM   #52819 (permalink)
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In fact, from your face I can tell

Plus getting a rim job feels incredible

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Old 06-24-2018, 09:28 AM   #52820 (permalink)
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Dude - it’s been around forever

I don’t know what else to tell you

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