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Old 06-24-2018, 03:56 AM   #52801 (permalink)
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Btw boy buttholes are very clean. I'm actually much more concerned with the cleanliness of femme buttholez tbh.
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Old 06-24-2018, 04:34 AM   #52802 (permalink)
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Buttholes aren't meant to be shoved in other peoples faces.
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Old 06-24-2018, 04:35 AM   #52803 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2018, 04:43 AM   #52804 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2018, 04:48 AM   #52805 (permalink)
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Mouths weren't meant for putting dicks into either. But here we are enjoying our imaginative minds that far out weighs our non-existing creator's. Human > God
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Old 06-24-2018, 05:04 AM   #52806 (permalink)
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I like the combination of pussy + tongue and if licking the butthole turns the girl I'm with on than I'm down if the hygiene is proper. Feels good to make your partner feel good.

I've never been with a good who smelt bad, so maybe I'm just not scarred yet.
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Old 06-24-2018, 05:15 AM   #52807 (permalink)
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I've 69'd after we both showered, it just wasn't my cup of tea. I don't need my face in someday's ass.
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Old 06-24-2018, 06:13 AM   #52808 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2018, 07:58 AM   #52809 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2018, 08:00 AM   #52810 (permalink)
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