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**Frownland** · 07-02-2018, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Now that Roe V Wade is on its way out my dream job is back!

Back alley abortionist!

Hey now, Roe v Wade is 100% safe!

They're gonna let everyone cut off its legs so you're gonna get a lot of business though.

Justthefacts · 07-03-2018, 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Hey now, Roe v Wade is 100% safe!

They're gonna let everyone cut off its legs so you're gonna get a lot of business though.

He could put the little legs on a necklace and start selling those on the side.

Plankton · 07-03-2018, 07:44 AM

I played a round at our clubs home course yesterday and went -11 under par. If it wasn't for one bogey on the hardest hole I would have scored a personal best. Bogey free is the way to be.

Speaking of that hole, I remember when they put the tree's in that guard the basket some 15 years ago, they were just saplings and you could easily throw over them. I was thinking that once they grow a bit that hole would be a bitch. Now, it's a mother****er to get a disc to thread one of those lines between the tree's, or you lay up down the middle and upshot for a long 2 if you're putting is strong, but more or less you take a 3. I've only threaded that line a few times and parked it under the basket, and when I tried last night, I failed horribly. My upshot also hit a tree and I was finally in for a 4. Some people throw thumbers or tomahawk over, but I have injuries that screw that all up for me. This hole will separate the champs from the chumps. I chumped it up good.

**Janszoon** · 07-03-2018, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I saw a TedTalk and I usually don’t like ted talks but this one was about how it’s much easier to think bad thoughts than positive thoughts. The person giving the talk recommended thinking of 4 positive things about your day to retrain your mind not to be so negative. So I’m trying to do that here.

1) I made a financial move that saved me $600 I thought I lost (long personal story)

2) I visited with some loved-ones that made me happy.

3) I got a job interview set up for a job I really need.

4) I bought a lot of non-perishable food in case like it comes down to that. It’s like 2 months food. Not especially enjoyable eating but not hungry. It’s a strange thing to enjoy but I enjoyed it.

I had a good day.

Chula Vista · 07-03-2018, 07:49 AM

So I ended up in the bathroom every 30 minutes all the way until just after 3:00AM.

Seems my drinking water or milk right before getting sick is a VERY BAD idea with some stomach bugs. My stomach was trying to purge every last bit of its contents and I kept pouring **** back into it.

Stupid me.

Finally stopped the liquids entirely, threw up a couple more times, then dry heaved a few times and it was all over. Waited an hour then started sipping 7UP to get some sugar in me, now I'm drinking a ton of ice water to re-hydrate and it's all staying down with zero nausea.

Lesson learned. The very hard way.

Plankton · 07-03-2018, 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

So I ended up in the bathroom every 30 minutes all the way until just after 3:00AM.

Seems my drinking water or milk right before getting sick is a VERY BAD idea with some stomach bugs. My stomach was trying to purge every last bit of its contents and I kept pouring **** back into it.

Stupid me.

Finally stopped the liquids entirely, threw up a couple more times, then dry heaved a few times and it was all over. Waited an hour then started sipping 7UP to get some sugar in me, now I'm drinking a ton of ice water to re-hydrate and it's all staying down with zero nausea.

Lesson learned. The very hard way.

OccultHawk · 07-03-2018, 08:07 AM

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Seems my drinking water or milk right before getting sick is a VERY BAD idea with some stomach bugs. My stomach was trying to purge every last bit of its contents and I kept pouring **** back into it.

Stupid me.

I figure you need to keep yourself hydrated so the water is you gotta drink water

The milk think and how nice it is to puke up cold milk I hope it doesn’t hurt your feelings that that’s got me giggling.

I say you wait until after you heave dry or not then during the down time try get some water in you.

Sounds like you had a nasty stomach bug that wasn’t going to merciful no matter what you did.

I think you mentioned this earlier but I worry about heartattacking or stroking out when I puke violently. I make some worrisome noises lol

Trollheart · 07-03-2018, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

lol

It’s not like that. And all I have is one small revolver.

How you gonna defend yourself with a Beatles album??

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I love being jobless

But I hate wondering how the **** I’m gonna pay my bills

So you do what you gotta do (hopefully)

This is everyone's problem ever.

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

I only have the one handgun too. Seeing as yours only holds five rounds I assume it's pretty large caliber? Funny, we all grew hearing about six shooters when in fact the first revolvers were all five shooters.

For my Glock I have both FMJ and JHP 9MM ammo. You?

Remember that Looney Tunes cartoon, think it was Daffy Duck in the Wild West, where he faces off against this cowboy and says "Hah! You used up all your six shots!" and then the cowboy shoots him and he falls, groaning "Just my luck! A lousy seven-shooter!"

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Originally Posted by Justthefacts

Asking for change isn't a job Ki.

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Now that Roe V Wade is on its way out my dream job is back!

Back alley abortionist!

Occult's Baby Removal Service - You Fuck 'Em, We Chuck 'Em (or if you prefer, Mistake? We Take!)

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

So I ended up in the bathroom every 30 minutes all the way until just after 3:00AM.

Seems my drinking water or milk right before getting sick is a VERY BAD idea with some stomach bugs. My stomach was trying to purge every last bit of its contents and I kept pouring **** back into it.

Stupid me.

Finally stopped the liquids entirely, threw up a couple more times, then dry heaved a few times and it was all over. Waited an hour then started sipping 7UP to get some sugar in me, now I'm drinking a ton of ice water to re-hydrate and it's all staying down with zero nausea.

Lesson learned. The very hard way.

Glad you got sorted, Chula.

Chula Vista · 07-03-2018, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Just gotta find it cheap somewhere. They gouge the **** out of that stuff.

I wonder if you could make it at home? Oh, google!

Jeez, they gouge it crazy. This should cost like $5.

https://www.babysavers.com/how-to-ma...-instructions/

Trollheart · 07-03-2018, 08:34 AM

Jesus, man! You've just realised the advice you were giving yourself (and others) was wrong, and now you want to make your own medicine? Don't you have like a quarter million in the bank? What's a few dollars for the official, wont-make-you-sick-or-kill-you product??

07-03-2018, 07:44 AM	#52793 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	I played a round at our clubs home course yesterday and went -11 under par. If it wasn't for one bogey on the hardest hole I would have scored a personal best. Bogey free is the way to be. Speaking of that hole, I remember when they put the tree's in that guard the basket some 15 years ago, they were just saplings and you could easily throw over them. I was thinking that once they grow a bit that hole would be a bitch. Now, it's a mother****er to get a disc to thread one of those lines between the tree's, or you lay up down the middle and upshot for a long 2 if you're putting is strong, but more or less you take a 3. I've only threaded that line a few times and parked it under the basket, and when I tried last night, I failed horribly. My upshot also hit a tree and I was finally in for a 4. Some people throw thumbers or tomahawk over, but I have injuries that screw that all up for me. This hole will separate the champs from the chumps. I chumped it up good. __________________ See location...

07-03-2018, 07:49 AM	#52795 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	So I ended up in the bathroom every 30 minutes all the way until just after 3:00AM. Seems my drinking water or milk right before getting sick is a VERY BAD idea with some stomach bugs. My stomach was trying to purge every last bit of its contents and I kept pouring **** back into it. Stupid me. Finally stopped the liquids entirely, threw up a couple more times, then dry heaved a few times and it was all over. Waited an hour then started sipping 7UP to get some sugar in me, now I'm drinking a ton of ice water to re-hydrate and it's all staying down with zero nausea. Lesson learned. The very hard way. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

07-03-2018, 08:34 AM	#52800 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,996	Jesus, man! You've just realised the advice you were giving yourself (and others) was wrong, and now you want to make your own medicine? Don't you have like a quarter million in the bank? What's a few dollars for the official, wont-make-you-sick-or-kill-you product?? __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018