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Old 06-23-2018, 02:51 PM   #52721 (permalink)
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Who the **** drinks straight up milk? Do you warm it so you can sleep at night?
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Old 06-23-2018, 03:03 PM   #52722 (permalink)
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Old 06-23-2018, 03:06 PM   #52723 (permalink)
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Who the **** drinks straight up milk? Do you warm it so you can sleep at night?
Bat, there's a few things in life that are unassailable:

1. Twenty minutes of a 69 with a really hot partner.

2. A quality spaghetti Bolognese.

3. An ice cold glass of 100% whole milk during a hangover.

Two eggs over easy, a couple of strips of bacon, buttered white toast, and hash browns, are a bonus.

Corned beef hash just adds to it.
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Old 06-23-2018, 03:19 PM   #52724 (permalink)
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Bat, there's a few things in life that are unassailable:

1. Twenty minutes of a 69 with a really hot partner.
That seems like it would become exceptionally uncomfortable and so I conclude that you don't know what you're talking about.

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Old 06-23-2018, 03:21 PM   #52725 (permalink)
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The worst thing is when you're hungover, smoke a bowl and then immediately have to throw up.
Really? I smoke a bowl when I'm worried that I'm gonna puke.
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That seems like it would become exceptionally uncomfortable.
You've obviously never enjoyed the experience. Shut up.
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Old 06-23-2018, 03:37 PM   #52727 (permalink)
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Old 06-23-2018, 03:38 PM   #52728 (permalink)
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Yo Fluff, what's it called when you both suck each other's toes at the same time?
Going toe-to-toe
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