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Old 06-24-2018, 03:26 PM   #52541 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2018, 03:26 PM   #52542 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2018, 04:56 PM   #52543 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2018, 07:13 PM   #52544 (permalink)
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Been home sick and just once today I'd like to be able to clear my throat of all the phlegm making it a chore to breath. I cough and I cough and never get it all out and **** me I just want to not feel that subtle claustrophobia you get when you can't breath right.
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Old 06-24-2018, 07:49 PM   #52545 (permalink)
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Been home sick and just once today I'd like to be able to clear my throat of all the phlegm making it a chore to breath. I cough and I cough and never get it all out and **** me I just want to not feel that subtle claustrophobia you get when you can't breath right.
Maybe give up the smokes?
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Old 06-25-2018, 01:22 AM   #52546 (permalink)
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Old 06-25-2018, 02:26 AM   #52547 (permalink)
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Go get a chest x-ray you fool.
Yeah I'm gonna get a chest x-ray for a cold. Even if I had insurance I still wouldn't waste a doctor's time with this everyday ****.
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Old 06-25-2018, 03:03 AM   #52548 (permalink)
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I thought it was a cold once and it turned out to be pneumonia and damn near killed me.

Do you pay all that shared responsibility **** at tax time? That’s worse than pneumonia.
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Been home sick and just once today I'd like to be able to clear my throat of all the phlegm making it a chore to breath. I cough and I cough and never get it all out and **** me I just want to not feel that subtle claustrophobia you get when you can't breath right.
Get some cough syrup that has expectorant in it.
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Get some cough syrup that has expectorant in it.
Agreed.

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