Music Banter - Your Day

Ass rocks and all but please let's not make this into twenty pages of Chula ranting about his sex life in vivid detail. Nobody needs to have to read that ****.

The Batlord

06-24-2018 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1965579)

Dafuq?

Chula, what are we gonna do with kids these days? You’re talking about smothering your face in pussy while getting your dick sucked and he’s talking about comfort

Uh, Chula knows what he’s talking about.

Comfort. Ffs. *smh* Goddamn

After ten minutes tops you'd both be like, "Ow, my neck, hold on get on your side, yeah that's better."

And then she'd be like, "Damn it, now your head is squishing my thigh!"

And so on.

OccultHawk

06-24-2018 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1965518)

Boy buttholes are icky but girl buttholes seem alright

You ever look at someone and just know they have a really clean butthole

Oh yeah

In fact, from your face I can tell

Plus getting a rim job feels incredible

I typically throw in a little analingus when I’m eating pussy

I’m getting hard

OccultHawk

06-24-2018 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1965583)

After ten minutes tops you'd both be like, "Ow, my neck, hold on get on your side, yeah that's better."

And then she'd be like, "Damn it, now your head is squishing my thigh!"

And so on.

You move around and ****

It’s not water boarding

The point is to have fun

And yeah sometimes you hold a position longer than comfortable if she’s getting there

Goddamn I just don’t know what to say

The Batlord

06-24-2018 07:42 AM

It just sounds awkward tbh. The kind of thing porn producers came up with and now people think it's a thing and lie about it on the internet.

OccultHawk

06-24-2018 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1965593)

It just sounds awkward tbh. The kind of thing porn producers came up with and now people think it's a thing and lie about it on the internet.

Dude - it’s been around forever

I don’t know what else to tell you

69 is very common foreplay

Cuthbert

06-24-2018 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1965585)

Oh yeah

In fact, from your face I can tell

Plus getting a rim job feels incredible

I typically throw in a little analingus when I’m eating pussy

I’m getting hard

:rofl:

Psy-Fi

06-24-2018 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1965595)

Dude - it’s been around forever

I don’t know what else to tell you

69 is very common foreplay

https://image.ibb.co/gfZAX8/69.jpg

Cuthbert

06-24-2018 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by [MERIT] (Post 1965486)

20 minutes face deep in somebody's fart box? No thanks.

I don't get this.

You don't have to inhale farts.

You can describe pretty much any sexual contact this way.

Kissing is disgusting, people vomit from their mouths!

Trollheart

06-24-2018 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1965581)

Ass rocks and all but please let's not make this into twenty pages of Chula ranting about his sex life in vivid detail. Nobody needs to have to read that ****.

Church

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1965583)

After ten minutes tops you'd both be like, "Ow, my neck, hold on get on your side, yeah that's better."

And then she'd be like, "Damn it, now your head is squishing my thigh!"

And so on.

And then she says "By the way, I'm Jewish." :rofl:

Quote:

Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1965595)

Dude - it’s been around forever

I don’t know what else to tell you

69 is very common foreplay

Don't you know that's why God threw Adam and Eve out of The Garden of Eden? Eating an apple? Like ****! Eating something, yeah....

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