Tfw your employer doesn't do direct deposit. My old job had it. It was nice. Tho I do like having physical copies of my pay stuba.

Dude I feel it. Though ive been good st saving the last few years so paychecks are extra cushion. That, and I rarely spend money unless it's a big purchase...or a steam sale.

Nah, you're good. My steak marinade is a mixture of A1 sauce, Worcestershire, and ketchup, Heinz of course.

There's certain ingredients you simply don't skimp on.

Don't wanna skimp on the ketchup.

Now that one was just way too easy. You must be getting bored.

i have $38 and it isn’t even pay week

I've got about $30 left from yesterday's paycheck lol

I light my havanna cigars with 500€ bills.

I hire Donald Trump to do that for me. And I don’t even tip him.

I got condoms made out of other people’s dicks