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Old 06-10-2018, 12:32 PM   #52151 (permalink)
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Just like the breasts on the prostitute, his joke fell flat.
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Old 06-10-2018, 12:35 PM   #52152 (permalink)
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I don't think anybody shortens prostitute like that.
Come to Ireland then. Pros or prossies is what we call them, also brasszers.
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Thought the same

Not one of your best jokes to be honest, TH.
Is there such a thing?
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Old 06-10-2018, 12:37 PM   #52153 (permalink)
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lol ok bro
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-10-2018, 12:43 PM   #52154 (permalink)
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Lifting the trash high enough to make it into the dumpster is no joke. Hiding whatever you want to steal under the liner during prep and parking next to the dumpster used to be my restaurant go to move. I worked in an Italian place. Fed every freak in the neighborhood like that.
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Old 06-10-2018, 02:21 PM   #52155 (permalink)
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hooped for two hours today,bought 30 apples also
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Old 06-10-2018, 02:23 PM   #52156 (permalink)
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hooped for two hours today,bought 30 apples also
You live a far more exciting life than i.
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Old 06-10-2018, 02:27 PM   #52157 (permalink)
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You live a far more exciting life than i.
i try to make the days count and basketball is just a great way to get outside for a bit in the sun plus the exercise is nice. its neat traveling to different parks and shooting at different places.
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Old 06-10-2018, 02:30 PM   #52158 (permalink)
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i try to make the days count and basketball is just a great way to get outside for a bit in the sun plus the exercise is nice. its neat traveling to different parks and shooting at different places.
You could always try filming people at basketball courts and masturbating to them when you get home.
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Old 06-10-2018, 02:34 PM   #52159 (permalink)
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You could always try filming people at basketball courts and masturbating to them when you get home.
It's what I do.
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Old 06-10-2018, 02:34 PM   #52160 (permalink)
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