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Old 06-10-2018, 12:14 PM   #52141 (permalink)
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Today's Retarded Co-Worker Quote of the Day: A couple quotes this time but they're related. He'd just gotten off work, ordered some food, and sat down in the dining room next to a very elderly couple.

"Do you watch wrestling?"

"Do you see my jersey? It's Alexa Bliss. She's my favorite wrestler."

****ing ded
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-10-2018, 12:17 PM   #52142 (permalink)
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Today's Retarded Co-Worker Quote of the Day: A couple quotes this time but they're related. He'd just gotten off work, ordered some food, and sat down in the dining room next to a very elderly couple.

"Do you watch wrestling?"

"Do you see me jersey? It's Alexa Bliss. She's my favorite wrestler."

****ing ded
Which one of you is better at making Whoppers?
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Old 06-10-2018, 12:19 PM   #52143 (permalink)
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Which one of you is better at making Whoppers?
Depends who stays in the gent's longer I guess!
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Old 06-10-2018, 12:19 PM   #52144 (permalink)
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Which one of you is better at making Whoppers?
Me but he takes out the trash like a pro.
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Me but he takes out the trash like a pro.
Better than taking out the pro like trash.
Or maybe not.
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Old 06-10-2018, 12:23 PM   #52146 (permalink)
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I could eat a whopper or three right now.

No pubes in it though.
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Old 06-10-2018, 12:26 PM   #52147 (permalink)
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Better than taking out the pro like trash.
Or maybe not.
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Old 06-10-2018, 12:28 PM   #52148 (permalink)
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pro=prostitute
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Old 06-10-2018, 12:29 PM   #52149 (permalink)
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I don't think anybody shortens prostitute like that.
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I don't think anybody shortens prostitute like that.
Thought the same

Not one of your best jokes to be honest, TH.
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