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Old 06-16-2018, 03:40 PM   #52071 (permalink)
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Old 06-16-2018, 03:46 PM   #52072 (permalink)
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Old 06-16-2018, 04:17 PM   #52073 (permalink)
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Walking my dog

neighbor: finally this ******* cleaned up his yard
me: huh?
neighbor: you didn’t notice? code enforcement made him clean that **** up
me: oh
neighbor: don’t you remember all that **** he had out here
me: I guess I didn’t notice
neighbor: do you ever even look around when you come outside
me: uh
neighbor: did you see all that trash
me: I don’t remember. Did he put it out for garbage collection
neighbor: finally
me: that’s good that they took it
neighbor: that’s why we pay taxes!
me: some cities don’t take oversized garbage for free
neighbor: they just leave it on the road?!?!?
me: most places will charge a penalty if they catch you dumping large items on the side walk
neighbor (with sarcastic disgust- slow southern drawl): most places!
me: catch you later
neighbor: later
Is this about how your neighbor is kind of a douche or is this more of a teaching moment?
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Finally made it to New York. It's about as dirty as I remember it from 5 years ago. Fucking love this place. Time to get completely shit faced see you later faggots.
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Finally made it to New York. It's about as dirty as I remember it from 5 years ago. Fucking love this place. Time to get completely shit faced see you later faggots.
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Is this about how your neighbor is kind of a douche or is this more of a teaching moment?
Kind of neither but the neighbor was being pretty douchey. I happen to know he rents so I don’t see what ****s he should give about the trashy environs. I have a reputation of a weird and sometimes caustic introvert so the never looking around jab was personal. I used to be the friendly stoner who taught at the local junior high but I became isolated and more peculiar somewhere along the way.

You know the movie Crooklyn?



I’m sort of like that guy except people are scared of me if I really go off, which hasn’t been for a while.

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