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Old 06-07-2018, 01:52 PM   #52021 (permalink)
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There's always a ****-ton of wax building up in my ears and I went to the ear doctor at least once a year to clean them. But then I found out you can simply do it yourself with a syringe and water.
Just tried it for the first time and it works like a charm.
I feel like having reached a whole new level of independence.
Save it and make candles out of it. Earn a little cash with your mutation.
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Old 06-07-2018, 01:53 PM   #52022 (permalink)
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Old 06-07-2018, 01:59 PM   #52023 (permalink)
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Old 06-07-2018, 02:08 PM   #52024 (permalink)
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There's always a ****-ton of wax building up in my ears and I went to the ear doctor at least once a year to clean them. But then I found out you can simply do it yourself with a syringe and water.
Just tried it for the first time and it works like a charm.
I feel like having reached a whole new level of independence.
I've dealt with that for a few years now. The wax would become really moist and I couldn't hear shit out of my right ear. After awhile it was pretty depressing. Threw my balance off too. Hard to talk since I was only hearing my voice through one ear. That syringe and water though, saved my life.
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Old 06-07-2018, 02:14 PM   #52025 (permalink)
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I've dealt with that for a few years now. The wax would become really moist and I couldn't hear shit out of my right ear. After awhile it was pretty depressing. Threw my balance off too. Hard to talk since I was only hearing my voice through one ear. That syringe and water though, saved my life.
Sounds like your wax should be in a museum.
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Old 06-07-2018, 02:28 PM   #52026 (permalink)
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Insert a moistened Q-Tip to the point that it hurts real bad. Then push it in another inch or so.

Problem solved.

Or you die.

Either way, problem solved.
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Old 06-07-2018, 02:39 PM   #52027 (permalink)
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Problem solved.

Or you die.

Either way, problem solved.


No thanks. Been there done that.
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Old 06-07-2018, 02:45 PM   #52028 (permalink)
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Insert a moistened Q-Tip to the point that it hurts real bad. Then push it in another inch or so.

Problem solved.

Or you die.

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You're welcome to treat your STDs that way.
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Old 06-07-2018, 04:37 PM   #52029 (permalink)
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Insert a moistened Q-Tip to the point that it hurts real bad. Then push it in another inch or so.

Problem solved.

Or you die.

Either way, problem solved.
yeah, if you want to burst your eardrums. Use a solution like Waxsol or Earex and then be a big boy and go get them syringed by someone who knows what he's doing. I hear Batlord offers this service. Or you could try a doctor. Don't **** around with your hearing.
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Old 06-07-2018, 04:52 PM   #52030 (permalink)
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Problem solved.

Or you die.

Either way, problem solved.
I wrote a composition like this once.
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