That sounds like a terrible idea. The type of person who brags about visitor stats on their MB profile is also the type of person to belligerently belt out disgustingly sexist comments at female artists as they try to perform music.

Plus, I'm too busy doing my awesome criminal activities like jay walking and littering and ripping tags off of matrices. Plagiarizing click bait articles.

Wow... I'm so impressed... I'm jerking off to it I'm so impressed... I think it's a comspiracy... I [MERIT] should have that many but the jews won't let him...

He probably thinks the juice are conspiring against the milk.

But to be completely honest chocolate milk is sadly underrated.

I sniff jealousy. Listen boys, I know it's tough trying to be a man, but give it a shot sometime. Also @Blank cool it with the whole beating off to big numbers thing. Seems kinda gay.

You sniff jealousy alright. Alone in your room surrounded with all the other BO you emit as you stare at your computer screen wishing you had my hair, or Batlord's charm, or Frownland's musical talent.

Now you're just suckingling on some dick. No one likes dick sucklers. And if you're seriously under the impression I'm jealous of your hair, you're probably not wrong. Who wouldn't want to look like Post Malone?

JTF needs to sig this. Lol

You're reaching harder than a midget.

I'm actually reaching for my gun to put a hole through your face. I'm pretty broke right now so I don't actually have money for ammo, but you just wait.

You got a smile. Savor it.