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Blank. · 06-07-2018, 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Justthefacts

Now you're just suckingling on some dick. No one likes dick sucklers. And if you're seriously under the impression I'm jealous of your hair, you're probably not wrong. Who wouldn't want to look like Post Malone?

You're reaching harder than a midget.

Justthefacts · 06-07-2018, 02:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Blank.

You're reaching harder than a midget.

I'm actually reaching for my gun to put a hole through your face. I'm pretty broke right now so I don't actually have money for ammo, but you just wait.

The Batlord · 06-07-2018, 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Blank.

You're reaching harder than a midget.

You got a smile. Savor it.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 06-07-2018, 03:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

I'm too busy doing my awesome criminal activities like jay walking and littering and ripping tags off of matrices.

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Originally Posted by Blank.

[MERIT] should have that many but the jews won't let him...

Yup, it's #OperationMockingbird in full effect my friend.

Blank. · 06-07-2018, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Justthefacts

I'm actually reaching for my gun to put a hole through your face. I'm pretty broke right now so I don't actually have money for ammo, but you just wait.

I would make an attempt at a funny joke, but if you're giving up I might as well.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

You got a smile. Savor it.

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Originally Posted by [MERIT]

Yup, it's #OperationMockingbird in full effect my friend.

It's actually called #Operationholdaniggaback.

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Chula Vista · 06-07-2018, 10:07 AM

Found out yesterday that UPS, Fedex, and Amazon drop off right to my front door. No more having to run down to the office to pick up packages. Yay!

It's the little things that matter most.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 06-07-2018, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Justthefacts

I dare you to beat these stats.

Mad Waxahatchee fans.

Oriphiel · 06-07-2018, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Fluff

Mad Waxahatchee fans.

grindy · 06-07-2018, 11:55 AM

There's always a ****-ton of wax building up in my ears and I went to the ear doctor at least once a year to clean them. But then I found out you can simply do it yourself with a syringe and water.
Just tried it for the first time and it works like a charm.
I feel like having reached a whole new level of independence.

Chula Vista · 06-07-2018, 12:01 PM

Once a day.

06-07-2018, 10:07 AM	#51746 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Found out yesterday that UPS, Fedex, and Amazon drop off right to my front door. No more having to run down to the office to pick up packages. Yay! It's the little things that matter most. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

06-07-2018, 11:55 AM	#51749 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	There's always a **-ton of wax building up in my ears and I went to the ear doctor at least once a year to clean them. But then I found out you can simply do it yourself with a syringe and water. Just tried it for the first time and it works like a charm. I feel like having reached a whole new level of independence. __________________ A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.**

06-07-2018, 12:01 PM	#51750 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Once a day. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”