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Old 06-02-2018, 08:25 PM   #51711 (permalink)
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Well my crush is quashed.
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In all ****ing seriousness craic and fun are synonymous. In my family if we're not ****ting on each other then we're probably bored. I simply don't understand why this isn't understood at work. For all of our conflicts I think me and my boss secretly agree on this 100% but he's too much of a pussy to dedicate himself to this idea.
Fosho, or whatever. I'm not down with the kids.
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Pretty sure TH's sister would rather you stop bull****ting and give her the number of a black man.
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Old 06-02-2018, 11:44 PM   #51712 (permalink)
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Old 06-03-2018, 05:41 AM   #51713 (permalink)
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Yep. And ****ing them proper, too. Cause I got a long hard dick that works like its supposed to. Not like that flaccid clitoral looking Vienna sausage ***lord calls his dick.
My dick is a lot like life. Too short and leaves people feeling disappointed and empty.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 06-03-2018, 10:48 AM   #51714 (permalink)
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My dick is a lot like life. Too short and leaves people feeling disappointed and empty.
Mine's way too long and drags.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-03-2018, 10:52 AM   #51715 (permalink)
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Mine's way too long and drags.
Mine’s totally f ucked.
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Old 06-03-2018, 10:54 AM   #51716 (permalink)
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Mine’s totally f ucked.
Mines like John Cena.
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Old 06-03-2018, 11:05 AM   #51717 (permalink)
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Old 06-03-2018, 11:12 AM   #51718 (permalink)
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Mine's like Mankind. Not known for being any good, but known for how bad it gets beaten.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 06-03-2018, 11:14 AM   #51719 (permalink)
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You need to wash your hands more often.
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Old 06-03-2018, 11:18 AM   #51720 (permalink)
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You're not going to compare your penis to a wrestler? And don't say Big Show, that's the obvious joke. Along with Andre the Giant.
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