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Trollheart 06-02-2018 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1957545)
Well my crush is quashed.

Hey, anything I can do to ruin your day...
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In all ****ing seriousness craic and fun are synonymous. In my family if we're not ****ting on each other then we're probably bored. I simply don't understand why this isn't understood at work. For all of our conflicts I think me and my boss secretly agree on this 100% but he's too much of a pussy to dedicate himself to this idea.
Fosho, or whatever. I'm not down with the kids.
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1957570)
Pretty sure TH's sister would rather you stop bull****ting and give her the number of a black man.

Around here we call them coal delivery guys.
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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1957573)
You’re like a teacher in summertime

NO CLASS

:clap:

Key 06-02-2018 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1957573)
You’re like a teacher in summertime

NO CLASS

I'm using this

Lucem Ferre 06-03-2018 04:41 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1957538)
Yep. And ****ing them proper, too. Cause I got a long hard dick that works like its supposed to. Not like that flaccid clitoral looking Vienna sausage ***lord calls his dick.

My dick is a lot like life. Too short and leaves people feeling disappointed and empty. :thumb:

The Batlord 06-03-2018 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 1957655)
My dick is a lot like life. Too short and leaves people feeling disappointed and empty. :thumb:

Mine's way too long and drags.

OccultHawk 06-03-2018 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1957717)
Mine's way too long and drags.

Mine’s totally f ucked.

Blank. 06-03-2018 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1957720)
Mine’s totally f ucked.

Mines like John Cena.

The Batlord 06-03-2018 10:05 AM

Mine's like The Rock and smells like his cooking.

Lucem Ferre 06-03-2018 10:12 AM

Mine's like Mankind. Not known for being any good, but known for how bad it gets beaten.

Frownland 06-03-2018 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1957733)
Mine's like The Rock and smells like his cooking.

You need to wash your hands more often.

Lucem Ferre 06-03-2018 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1957740)
You need to wash your hands more often.

You're not going to compare your penis to a wrestler? And don't say Big Show, that's the obvious joke. Along with Andre the Giant.


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