Sorry babe, sounds like a ****ty day.

I learned one of my best friends boyfriend had cheated on her with 2 girls in the same night. I still feel bad about rejecting her boyfriends ass so I don't know if I should tell her.
And my other best friend is about to be dumped by her boyfriend because he wants to "get high" and "**** other chicks." I couldn't believe he told me that.

Besides that it was an awesome day.

"get high" and "**** other chicks."
lol

It was funny in the sense that he is not really have an attractive personality or look, so the fact he thought that any other girl would **** him, I find humorous.

more props to him if he gets the job done!
i wish i had that kind-off confidence!

bitches is just as horny as dudes, they just cover it better

and even if that isn't true, behave as though it were and you'll go far

He won't get it done, and his ego is too big and irksome. Plus, my/his circle of friends is very odd about guys, there are 2 guys in which all of the girls have hooked up/dated at least once. And the other guys may only be dated by one of the girls, and once they have broken up, you still don't touch the guy. It's not spoken/written or anything, it's just always worked that way. And he's not hot enough to be one of the guys that gets circled around.

Someone has gotten very clever.

today, i woke up in a pool of delusion

I feel so wise.

I went looking for the used car salesman that sold my sister a lemon. I was gonna kick his ass but he was nowhere to be found:(

Whats wrong with the car? If it runs still, you could run him over with it.