Have you ever considered bathing regularly?

Dudes

Regular showers can’t compete with old low low low hanging old man scrotum and asscrack working in Florida swamp heat

My boss wouldn’t let me in the flatbed of the truck if I let this kind funk build

This isn’t sit around the house crust

Got the talc absorbing it now

I unloaded trailers before for almost 4 years. I understand the stink. Meaning I wouldn't want to sit in it for an extended period of time. But thanks for the imagery.

A young man’s funk cannot compete

When you’re young you’re like a self cleaning oven

When you’re old it’s half death on there

Can't wash little Hawk without a little water magnification?

I don't even know how old you are tbf

Little Big Hawk

Over half a century goddamn

It don’t come easy either

Stayin Alive

Imagine all three of their cocks smashed into one:



“Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around
Since I was born...

Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah
Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me, yeah
I'm stayin' alive“

****ing Diamond

^you definitely don't come off as that age. I mean it as a compliment. We share some similarities so your age was never something I considered. But now things make more sense.

I thought The Hawk was about 25-30 before.