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05-23-2018, 02:39 PM | #51283 (permalink) | |
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I thought a Red Skull was when you left a cock ring on for too long.
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05-23-2018, 02:44 PM | #51284 (permalink) |
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I'm picturing it's more like Kuato singing You got a friend in me.
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05-23-2018, 03:00 PM | #51285 (permalink) |
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Sharing a penis with others helps with penis performance pressures like pissing on command, not pissing after the piss is supposed to be over, not leaking, not getting hard at the wrong time, not not getting hard, coming too fast, not coming at all, not contracting diseases and standing up while getting smashed by pigeon.
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05-23-2018, 03:25 PM | #51286 (permalink) | |
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05-23-2018, 03:38 PM | #51288 (permalink) | |
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Watch out if you find anyone who tells you that you'd make a real purty lampshade.
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