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Old 05-23-2018, 02:19 PM   #51281 (permalink)
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Nothing to worry about then, it's perfectly abnormal.
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Old 05-23-2018, 02:23 PM   #51282 (permalink)
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Describe this growth.
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Old 05-23-2018, 02:39 PM   #51283 (permalink)
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Does it look like this?
I thought a Red Skull was when you left a cock ring on for too long.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-23-2018, 02:44 PM   #51284 (permalink)
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Does it look like this?
I'm picturing it's more like Kuato singing You got a friend in me.
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Old 05-23-2018, 03:00 PM   #51285 (permalink)
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Sharing a penis with others helps with penis performance pressures like pissing on command, not pissing after the piss is supposed to be over, not leaking, not getting hard at the wrong time, not not getting hard, coming too fast, not coming at all, not contracting diseases and standing up while getting smashed by pigeon.
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Old 05-23-2018, 03:25 PM   #51286 (permalink)
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Sharing a penis with others helps with penis performance pressures like pissing on command, not pissing after the piss is supposed to be over, not leaking, not getting hard at the wrong time, not not getting hard, coming too fast, not coming at all, not contracting diseases and standing up while getting smashed by pigeon.
Well said.

I've been saying this for ages.
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Old 05-23-2018, 03:35 PM   #51287 (permalink)
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I'm in deepest Bavaria and I don't understand a word those hillbillies are saying. **** dialects.
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Old 05-23-2018, 03:38 PM   #51288 (permalink)
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I'm in deepest Bavaria and I don't understand a word those hillbillies are saying. **** dialects.
Watch out if you find anyone who tells you that you'd make a real purty lampshade.
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Old 05-23-2018, 03:50 PM   #51289 (permalink)
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I don't think someone said that yet, but there was some mention of pigs and squealing. I wonder what that was all about.
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Old 05-23-2018, 03:51 PM   #51290 (permalink)
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I really wish I could know what German hillbillies sound like.
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