I'm in deepest Bavaria and I don't understand a word those hillbillies are saying. **** dialects.

Watch out if you find anyone who tells you that you'd make a real purty lampshade.

I don't think someone said that yet, but there was some mention of pigs and squealing. I wonder what that was all about.

I really wish I could know what German hillbillies sound like.

German dialects are very varied so we have lots of different types of hillbillies.

I imagine their monster truck rallies are terrifying.

Is that the sound of banjos in the distance?

This guy nailed it:

https://amazingcrizz.files.wordpress...dskullmain.png

Wouldn't their monster trucks be like VW vans though?

HUGE VW vans