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Old 05-23-2018, 11:30 AM   #51051 (permalink)
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I have a red growth on my right leg. Any ideas?
Get a flesh coloured marker and colour it until it's not noticeable.
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Old 05-23-2018, 11:31 AM   #51052 (permalink)
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Oh, I know that one. That means you'll always be a virgin and never happy in life.
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Old 05-23-2018, 11:32 AM   #51053 (permalink)
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Every member here will have half of that statement be true.
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Old 05-23-2018, 11:33 AM   #51054 (permalink)
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Get a flesh coloured marker and colour it until it's not noticeable.
Lol. I thought you'd go for a zit joke and tell me to take a shower. Pleasant surprise.
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Old 05-23-2018, 11:34 AM   #51055 (permalink)
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Old 05-23-2018, 12:48 PM   #51056 (permalink)
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Old 05-23-2018, 12:51 PM   #51057 (permalink)
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Ignore it until it starts growing teeth.
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Google pictures of skin cancer. Ignore it if it doesn't look like any of them.
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Old 05-23-2018, 12:56 PM   #51059 (permalink)
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Ignore it until it starts growing teeth.
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Old 05-23-2018, 12:59 PM   #51060 (permalink)
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