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Old 05-21-2018, 06:15 PM   #50941 (permalink)
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Interesting place for a note to self. So what'd you come up with?
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Old 05-21-2018, 06:16 PM   #50942 (permalink)
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Look up jerk in the dictionary.
A person who quotes himself?
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Old 05-21-2018, 06:32 PM   #50943 (permalink)
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I just said my girl passed to the 2nd grade and did Chula care? No.

Best i got was a "your kid is dead" joke from OH.
Have you seen the kids who graduate high school? I shudder to imagine what their brain capacities were in 1st grade.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-21-2018, 06:34 PM   #50944 (permalink)
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She's got 1,451 FB friends, of whom have probably about a quarter million connections that saw this picture.

Music Banter has like, what? 25 active members. You're funny.
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Old 05-21-2018, 06:41 PM   #50945 (permalink)
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So we've all looked at it 320689.04 times.. Amazing.
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Old 05-21-2018, 06:52 PM   #50946 (permalink)
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Worst feeling in the world: "Uh... where's my weed?"

Best feeling in the world: "Oh there's my weed."
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-21-2018, 07:00 PM   #50947 (permalink)
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Worst feeling in the world: "Uh... where's my weed?"

Best feeling in the world: "Oh there's my weed."
You delve too deeply into your feelings: "Why's my weed?"
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Old 05-21-2018, 07:03 PM   #50948 (permalink)
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Nah the worst feeling in the world is coming home from work and you go to smoke a bowl to find that your roommate killed your stash because he was "totally gonna get you back, dude."

Also slimy things.
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Old 05-21-2018, 07:19 PM   #50949 (permalink)
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Have you seen the kids who graduate high school? I shudder to imagine what their brain capacities were in 1st grade.
I remember 1st grade quite well, there was the smart kid, the pyro kid, the kid that ate glue, that girl that had muscles, that kid who cried every day when his mom dropped him off in class and clinged to her like a whiny little baby, little bitch kid and ofc, Me.
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Old 05-21-2018, 07:28 PM   #50950 (permalink)
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Existential crisis: "Who's my weed?"

Totally blasted to the point of not being able to recognise anything: "What's my weed?"
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