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Old 05-12-2018, 12:07 AM   #50881 (permalink)
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I suffered a papercut under my fingernail from the mother's day card I was mailing to my estranged stepmother, to whom I am reaching out after nearly a year of not talking. I feel like performing slam poetry about it
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Old 05-12-2018, 12:35 AM   #50882 (permalink)
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I suffered a papercut under my fingernail from the mother's day card I was mailing to my estranged stepmother, to whom I am reaching out after nearly a year of not talking. I feel like performing slam poetry about it
Unless you’re hoping to finagle some money out of her wtf for?
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Old 05-12-2018, 04:08 AM   #50883 (permalink)
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I suffered a papercut under my fingernail from the mother's day card I was mailing to my estranged stepmother, to whom I am reaching out after nearly a year of not talking. I feel like performing slam poetry about it
So you're trying to give her Herpes?
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Old 05-12-2018, 07:15 AM   #50884 (permalink)
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I suffered a papercut under my fingernail from the mother's day card I was mailing to my estranged stepmother, to whom I am reaching out after nearly a year of not talking. I feel like performing slam poetry about it
I can hear it in my mind already.

It makes me think of the time I fumbled a watermelon at the grocery store, and as I awkwardly tried to catch it, my thumbnail sliced across it in just the perfect way to inject a green splinter deep under the nail. It hurt so badly that I had to run over to the cosmetics section, buy tweezers, then go out to my car and spent several minutes extracting it.
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Old 05-12-2018, 07:39 AM   #50885 (permalink)
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It dropped to 60 this morning so I took my dog for a long walk. Could be the last cool morning of the year.

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Old 05-12-2018, 10:14 AM   #50886 (permalink)
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54 and grey as **** here in Sunny SoCal.
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Old 05-12-2018, 10:49 AM   #50887 (permalink)
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It dropped to 60 this morning so I took my dog for a long walk. Could be the last cool morning of the year.

What type of dog?
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Old 05-12-2018, 10:58 AM   #50888 (permalink)
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Old 05-12-2018, 12:07 PM   #50889 (permalink)
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Re: Paper cuts

You haven't lived until you've gotten one with the old blueprint paper (which is actually completely yellow until you run it through the blueprint machine) It's not only thick but is also coated with nasty chemicals. Hurts and burns like a mofo.
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Old 05-12-2018, 05:03 PM   #50890 (permalink)
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Im hungover and cigarettes are making me nauseous. Got a stomachache as well, i need to eat some bread or some crackers.
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