Ori is low key the funniest person on this forum.

He really is funny as **** and it helps that he can actually write

He’s clever and he writes with a distinct style

Defo. Neap is hella underrated imo.

Life

You work hard for the chance to work harder for the chance to work harder so you can die in a room with air conditioning high on pain pills.

When my time comes, if I’m broke and in debt, I’m calling on you, my brothers and sisters, to pull together, get me seated in a lazyboy, turn the air down to 63, and give me a bottle of percs and Xanax and let me choose the tunes.

So I can die easy. Oh and I need my dog.

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I know we're living in Trump-Land, but when does the real truth stop being the real truth Ori?

I don't know. I think whoever wrote your character was going for amiguity.

This is a new word. It means they were trying to be your friend. Or maybe not.

I started my new job blowing leaves (and pulling weeds out of bushes and lugging around and spreading out mulch)

Infinitely better than teaching

I think only had two mini-strokes

Tonight, I had tickets to see Brian Wilson performing Pet Sounds in its entirety, but the show was cancelled because he has to have back surgery of some kind. Disappointing for me but I sure hope the man gets better and am looking forward to the November date that the show has been rescheduled to.